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By screwed - 30/10/2009 21:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML

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By downer - 25/05/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 19:29 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

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By Jean - 22/12/2011 08:09 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML

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By rainyday - 12/02/2009 07:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I said that at least I was always there for him when he needed me. He said "When did I need you?" FML

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By noboyfriend - 24/05/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend. I called him and started yelling at him over the phone. He told me that if I wanted to end the relationship I should just hang up the phone right then. Before I could say I still love him and don't want to break up, my phone battery died. FML

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By jonnah - 05/03/2010 13:06 - Canada

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML

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By life_isnt_fair - 09/03/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML

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By hikingtospace - 04/10/2016 15:25 - United States - Hilliard

Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML

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By brokenhearted - 19/01/2016 14:59 - Sweden - Kung?lv

Today, I told my boyfriend he's the only good thing left in my life. That's not a healthy relationship dynamic, he said, and ended up breaking up with me. FML

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By Schmolly - 13/10/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I had a mental breakdown. Many things have been going completely wrong in my life, and I finally decided to let my boyfriend know about it. After about an hour of explaining and pouring my heart out, his response was, "I think we were better off as friends." FML

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Saturday 31 October 2009 1:00

If that's not the definition of a douche, I don't know what is.

perdix 29

Saturday 31 October 2009 1:09

Your manic side deserves better than that jerk, but he was out of you depressive side's league.

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blobner_bob 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 5:37

YDI for dating that asshole in the first place

WorkThatButt 2

Saturday 31 October 2009 5:41

I really hope you get better ... :(

jason0 2

Saturday 31 October 2009 5:50

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BunnyDrastic 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 5:51

Oooo damn! Haha

Julianneisasmurf 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 6:03

I'm kinda happy for you, OP. He must be some ***hole to brake up with you on the phone, while trying to be funny with you saying such a nice thing to him. YOU DESERVE BETTER! And for the people saying ydi: F*** off! He did NOT deserve this and you are horrible people for saying so. And ps: my boyfriend has bipolar disorder and he allways tells me how much he appreciates how I stand by him throug good and bad, and I love hearing it!

jewjewbee 6

Saturday 31 October 2009 6:06

Aw baby. That was a real dick move on your (now ex-) boyfriend's part. There's someone better out there for you! You just have to find him :)

athenivanidx 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 6:50

metal illness? What's that? OD'ing on Metallica? And anyone who thinks that OP deserves it.......... is clearly not worth the effort to finish my sentence, but there, I did it anyway.