By damnit - 11/09/2010 20:46 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend called and told me he had a surprise for me and to meet up with him to find out. The big surprise was a consultation with a plastic surgeon for rhinoplasty surgery. I never disliked my nose. FML
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purpleamandapand 6

haha I'd punch him in the nose and tell him he needs it more. :P

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lilikawaii 6

You're happy with yourself and that's all that matters. Your boyfriend sucks. :(

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barcelona49 0

lol the word rhinoplasty ... cuz rhinos have big horns aka blondes wud call them noses

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WearingHats 14

aka, You're a dumbass. Dumbass

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WiseGuy79 14

Thats messed He should have signed u up for a boob job instead! haha

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homicidaltendenc_fml 0

Damn right lol. nah jk...that's f*cked up, if she's happy with herself then he should be too.

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Son_of_Helghan 0

Damn skippy anti flood :/

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roxyluv 0

um 29 ur pic scares me XD

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Juneyah1017 9

your nose must be bigger then his "Jimmy" (no ****) Haha!

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Mclovin_95 0

haha i think that makes it more **** than saying penis..lmao

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lotuspod 0

saying "no ****" means one of three things 1. you're immature 2. you're insecure about your sexuality 3. you're in the closet and don't want people to find out

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homicidaltendenc_fml 0

Ouch!! Well apparently he doesn't like it haha. FYL though OP

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machochacho 0

hahahahhahahahahhaahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahqhahahhwhqhqhqhqhqhqhhqhqhqhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah that's what us guys do! :)

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SunglassGirl22 0

degrade women? :o lmao

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sirsquab 12

If that's true, I'm ashamed to be a guy.

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lovesteph3523 0

wow. that's harsh

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IIFoxII 0

I would recommend u get a nose job as well

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lovesteph3523 0

wtf is wrong with my nose? You have no ******* right to make fun of me.

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sexy_chick_123 0

Well I think 43 looks gorgeous! (no ****) and why don't you get a picture before making fun of others' pictures.

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firstdbzmaker 15

I think 35 said that sarcastically because you're beautiful!!

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5t3ff1k4h 44

I find it amusing that 43 comes across as all polite and whatnot when someone agrees with her, but god forbid anyone disagrees. Then she curses, swears, screams and freaks out. Grow a god damn thicker skin.

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bmexoxo98 0

yea number 22 is gorgeous!! no ****:)

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FirstBornUnicorn 0

Next time take him to a surgeon for penis enlargment.

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LightningLadyy 0

Agreed. Play it off like you think he wants the nose job and say you never liked his nose so you're excited (:

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