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By Username - 18/10/2010 12:03 - France

Today, my boyfriend called and told me he had cheated on me with a minor. She's claiming it was rape and is going to put him in jail. He asked me to help him pay for his attorney. FML

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You deserved it 4 022

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By Inga44 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2021 20:01

Today, I got a phone call from my husband in jail. He was detained for statutory rape. The girl was his 15 year-old coworker at McDonald’s. He’s 42. I can’t tell which is worse, the fact that we have a daughter the same age, or that he actually wanted me to bail him out. FML

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Today, I found out my boyfriend of 5 years cheated on me and now has a 4 year old, and as he’s told me, we should get married. FML

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By fuck - 09/11/2013 23:30 - United States - Hubert

Today, I got a call from my husband asking me to bail him out from jail. He was arrested after being caught having sex with a waitress in a restaurant bathroom. FML

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By Robert - 28/12/2017 01:30

Today, my girlfriend's mother invited me to her 18th birthday. She lied about her age. I have been screwing a minor for 2 years. FML

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By Kayleigh - 16/03/2021 21:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his dad's ex-girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2022 00:00

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of almost two years has been cheating on me with his ex. They had a horrible, abusive relationship and she even stabbed him at one point. I got him out of that situation and almost went broke doing that. FML

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suppressed08 2

Monday 18 October 2010 20:17

You see? Now THIS is a boyfriend FML. None of this 'he said this, I feel a tad embaressed/sad'.

FFML_314 11

Monday 18 October 2010 20:19

Why would an adult want to sleep with a child? Your boyfriend is sick and you should stay as far away as possible. Children are not appealing.

Comments

Hopersz 0

Monday 18 October 2010 23:03

Wow. Your bf is a total retard no offense. If I were you id say "sure..im gonna help pay for her attorneys fees asshole". For real though ur man is stupid and deserves to go to jail

Pearljammer001 0

Monday 18 October 2010 23:14

f your life defintly but you have to admit claiming rape was a ***** move

JVonDahl 9

Monday 18 October 2010 23:35

I'm just wondering how anyone ends up with a guy that dumb. Well... look on the bright side...at least you didn't marry the jackass. Also...he's a shitty guy. Not just because she was underage, but because he CHEATED. I really hope you didn't give him any money.

Shinygirlnz 1

Monday 18 October 2010 23:36

Gah - some people!!! First of all if he's a cheater then we know this guy's a liar. So if he says she was asking for it, maybe don't just take his word. Secondly, there are reasons there's an age of consent. I KNOW there are promiscuous young people out there etc - but if you know a person's underage - just don't even go there. Just because someone's putting it on tap, doesn't mean you have to sample it. If you want to do the horizontal mumba - find someone old enough, there are plenty of grown ups out there and save yourself the jail time. Don't whinge when the law comes knocking at your door.

Farion 7

Monday 18 October 2010 23:57

At least he was honest with you

Just_Meh 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 0:00

Wow, I hope you dump this guy! I wouldn't pay any of his fees. Let him learn his lesson the hard way.

mamabear5311 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 0:14

They will just love him in jail. He deserves it for cheating, and really why do guys go for jailbait its gross and they are imature.

iilovemylife 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 0:20

LOL. agreed.

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 19 October 2010 0:49

What it the allure for an adult to want to **** a minor? I am 32 and am attracted to guys my own age Not 15 yr old boys. I can't even fathom why that would cross a man or woman's mind. Ever.