By Ggirl - 01/10/2013 19:41 - United States - Camarillo

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Today, my boyfriend called me a selfish bitch and dumped me after I told him I'm planning on getting much-needed breast reduction surgery. FML
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Pwn17 25

I guess he isn't looking out for your breast interests.

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DocBastard 38

Good riddance. Leave the idiot be. You're much better off without ... Wait, REDUCTION?? Why would you do such a thing? WHY? NOOOOOO!!

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NeighSoulSister 6

61- I'm sure she already did given that the FML says her boyfriend dumped her.

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RedPillSucks 31

I think #13 translates to "**** him, do you" meaning Ignore the asshat boyfriend and take care of your self. At least that's what google translate says.

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KushCrushin89 10

I agree 128. Punctuation saves lives. "Let's eat grandma." vs. "Let's eat, grandma."

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JessicaZado 11

You're better off without him if he's breaking up with you for reasons like that. You can find someone better, OP!

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tsent8 15

Should have responded with, "You could use the operation too."

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misspulkadot24 17

"That makes one of us with a large endowment issue."

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spluver0005 17

I know it sucks now, but if he's gonna treat you like that it's probably a good thing he's gone

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kellyem2 20

I hate people like that. They have no idea what it's like to deal with the pain that comes with having large breasts. From one busty girl to another, good luck with your journey. You'll be on to greener pastures soon. :)

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ash1rose 11

Here here! If mine don't get smaller from weight loss I'm definitely considering the surgery route.

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ShakeDisPlace 10

OP, you should of bust him in the mouth when he did that.

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why_teh_hell 25

*should have*, not of. Sorry, it bugs me seeing how many people do this .-.

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paradoxparadise 11

What a boob. He should really be ashamed of himself; your needs should never be abreast with his wants. I wish you the breast of luck OP.

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Sir_drink_alot 20

"much-needed breast reduction" the words make sense individually, but string them together and it's just gibberish, are you going to get bigger breasts? Do you need advice about size? You said something about your boyfriend....

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anniemeece 23

Bummer! My boyfriend frequently tells me how much he enjoys my large breasts, but also tells me that if I ever feel the need to get a reduction, he'll support me.

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perdix 29

#38, I'll bet he'd rather buy you bras that support you :) (Yet another commenter who claims to have big breasts, yet doesn't have a profile pic to support ;) the claim.)

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anniemeece 23

Bras that support me are expensive! And has it occurred to you that maybe I specifically have such a profile picture to avoid comments on my physical appearance? Not that it's a bad appearance or anything, but FMLers can get so.. catty.

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perdix 29

#117, and he should be happy to buy you those expensive bras! And, yes, it did. But, by not giving the catty FMLers a chance to pick on you, you are also punishing the dirty, old men, and is that fair?

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ptoka 20

I don't know perdix... That's one voluptuous strawberry pic

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anniemeece 23

Why thank you, ptoka. ;D

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KushCrushin89 10

I agree perdix! You should never punish the majority for the sins of the minority :)

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