By life_isnt_fair - 09/03/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
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marinkovski 0

take him back then dump him

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chewbacca69 0

your boyfriend sounds like a ******** you don't need him anyway

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life_isnt_fair 0

okay, that was the first comment that made me truley lol thanks :)

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emoverlord 0

now, normally id b lik "..nuh uh, wtf r u thinkin??" but i seem to b missing something here...i dnt get it. explanation? :D

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Happygofucky 0

Whatever you do, don't take him back! He can reflect on how much of a dick he is during long, cold nights with his left hand and a bottle of his mother's moisturiser.

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Igor_g5 0

What makes you think he's left-handed?

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Happygofucky 0

Actually I'm pretty sure he is right-handed but needs his good hand to finger his butt.

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10_4Franky 0

Nice save happygofucky. Hahaha.

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sunnysurfchick 0

lng cold nights alone! he already had another chick. he is a con man he will have another chick before they hang up. then he will cheat on the new girl and the cycle continues

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Miss_Random 0

Please don't be stupid and take him back.

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Anubyte 0

At least your not "the other girl". But ya, he's a douche.

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locachick101 0

ok you'll be really stupid to take him back..what a asshole and I loser you can get a better boyfriend (=

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sophsoph17 0

don't take him back I'm sure you can do wayyyy better.

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marinus_fml 19

Never mind what all the other people are saying. Take him back and live happily ever after.

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SmokinGuns 13

I hope that's sarcasm and not pure stupidity.

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you_and_me_fml 8

What an asshole... I hope you told him off

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Jimboom 11

YDI if you took him back. Otherwise, be glad his loser ass is out of your life!

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Igor_g5 0

Unless you're desperate, tell him to **** off.

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