Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend called me and I told him about the AnimeCon...

By Anonymous - 22/06/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me and I told him about the AnimeCon I'm attending, and that I wanted to go as Sailor Mars, he told me he had no idea what that was. After being mad for about ten minutes, I realized that I wanted to break up with him over not knowing what Sailor Moon was. FML

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By PinkTornado - 17/03/2009 14:20 - Canada

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. After three long weeks of him ignoring me and cancelling out on time we were supposed to spend with each other. He looked at me with the most confused look on his face. Then he says ''Are you serious? I was planning the perfect day to ask you to marry me'' FML

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By fuck Harry Potter! - 28/03/2022 06:00

Today, my boyfriend and I had the worst fight of our relationship, and I’m not sure we’re going to make it. Why? Because out of all his hobbies and interests that I’ve happily joined in on, I said I had no interest in Harry Potter. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2022 02:00

Today, I told my husband we could have a "him" day, visit the comic book and games stores, then watch anime. He refused to believe I was genuine, and asked what bad thing I did that I was trying to make up for. We ended up not doing any of it because he thinks I can’t be nice to him without a motive. FML

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Monday 22 June 2009 12:08

How old are you? Ten? You don't break up with someone for that kind of reason.

iKaite 0

Monday 22 June 2009 12:11

Lol, you should turn up at his house dressed like her... I'm sure he will be delighted :)

Comments

magg13 0

Monday 24 January 2011 17:09

Hahahaha I would have been mad to I love that show and his lost in seeing u dresses all cute yet sluttie xD

spadoodles 1

Sunday 27 February 2011 7:42

Hey don't hate on sailor moon just cause you don't know who she is. Either you know or don't know.

zzman001 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 4:12

wat tha **** is sailor moon?

silence114817 8

Thursday 24 March 2011 15:12

I'm going to a con as well, I know the same feeling though, I wouldn't want to date anyone that doesn't know anything about a favorite pastime/hobby

pvtsanders 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 21:52

sailor mars? sailor moon? i dont get it, which one are you going as???

hahaFYL458 0

Monday 28 March 2011 5:50

did anyone realized that first he didn't know who 'sailor mars' was but then said 'sailor moon?' ',:)

Suppercut 0

Monday 30 May 2011 0:49

Sailor Moon = series. Sailor Mars = character in Sailor Moon.

gammielikeoh 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 5:32

stupid FML.

chriscase2005 0

Monday 11 April 2011 23:04

I'm sorry r u sure u r old enough to be using the Internet?

ArielTheMermaid 17

Thursday 14 April 2011 23:26

idk what that is either

Nyolia 11

Saturday 23 April 2011 4:29

Weaboo.

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