By Anonymous - 29/06/2013 15:09 - United States - Beacon

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend called me pretty. Not because he actually thinks I'm pretty, but because "Hey, how else is a guy supposed to get laid?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 60 052
You deserved it 7 039
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Catkam623 27

Ok how else are we supposed to get laid:)?

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cuppycakeslove 20

Ummm maybe by being kind and considerate rather than being complete douches

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Catkam623 27

Well I was joking... But thanks for the tip:)

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User57777 13

That doesn't work for me, but I still do it, not to get laid of course.

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MzZombicidal 36

Nice guys finish last because they make sure their lady finishes first.

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LissaMccracken 23

How can he expect to get laid, if he says he only said that to get laid...

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SuperDanielNL 23

Seems to me like he is too dumb to be manipulative, but I think OP could have noticed his behavior beforehand, I mean it seems hard to fake an entire relationship.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Not all guys think with their dicks.

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darwinism 30

Call him big. Not because he has a big dick, just because he is older than you.

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Brightbulb 39

And how do we know op's boyfriend is older then her? That is stereotyping and, to be completely honest, no longer the social norm.

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imtooshy 18

It doesn't say anywhere in the fml about anyone's age, not sure how you came up with saying he's older?!

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primadonnagirl 13

hope you didn't have sex with him anyways.

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PenguinBitch 43

@ #5 You're 15 years old and doing the "typical" female pose with a high angle shot and showing cleavage. Go figure.

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ApollosMyth 22

Douchebag male thinking* most guys aren't like that. Atleast, I hope not.

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Jkritz 8

Pissed! can't be with someone like that.

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