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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 05:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2012 12:47 - United States - Brockton

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about being super heroes. He said I could be "The Period" because I'm a bitch. FML

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By ideserveit - 28/05/2016 22:10 - Finland

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML

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Big red flag

By Ultimate ultimatum - 05/09/2024 05:00 - United States - Anaheim

Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML

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By MandMandM - 19/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML

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Dramatic

By FML - 26/07/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I was on my period, so I felt a little emotional, and asked my boyfriend for some attention. He said he needed ten minutes to finish his game with his friend. I laid down on the floor and started crying hysterically. He broke up with me and left. FML

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Antidate

By Inpain - 08/07/2023 10:00

Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML

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There's an app for everything

By Anonymous - 09/04/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that he could predict my periods because he keeps track of when I'm at my bitchiest each month. This wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't so accurate. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2015 13:19 - Netherlands - Den Haag

Today, my boyfriend asked me to start using a period tracker app so I can tell him which week of each month he needs to "stay the hell away" from me. FML

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By BellinaNico - 25/05/2013 04:40 - United States - Mcdonough

Today, I called my fiancé just to tell him how much I love him, as a sweet gesture. He yelled at me for interrupting his video game and blamed my "neediness" on the fact that I'm menstruating. FML

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By cek4uytp - 25/06/2011 06:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML

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MisterEx 28

Sunday 30 October 2011 11:59

Tell him your period is your excuse. What's his?

idontknowyou123 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 12:04

Tell him his dick is small and useless.

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samanthayap 2

Sunday 30 October 2011 17:19

Oh c'mon dump his mean ass!

kaykay20 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 17:20

Sex wise I guess but you could always do it from behind but considering what he meant by "useless" I don't think he's getting any from you anymore.

diablo83 4

Sunday 30 October 2011 17:20

He was absolutely correct. What's the problem?

Dcm210 19

Sunday 30 October 2011 17:23

dump him cause" he's useless"

marcranger 28

Sunday 30 October 2011 17:25

Would he prefer the alternative?

marcranger 28

Sunday 30 October 2011 17:25

Would he prefer the alternative?

lucyinthesky420 10

Sunday 30 October 2011 17:30

Dump him, then you'd be even more useless to him.

DGHero 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 17:33

Your boyfriend is retarded. Your period should not stop him if he cares enough. Nothing wrong with period sex, period.

listicka 5

Sunday 30 October 2011 17:38

If I was you he would be ex in no time.

dr_horrible_ 10

Sunday 30 October 2011 17:38

You deserve it for going out with a jerk. If you choose to date someone like that, you either stop complaining or do something about it.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 30 October 2011 19:32

And you are an idiot. People don't act the same way all the time. Great, Another idiot saying "its your fault cuz you dating him".

jack_tells_truth 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 0:39

I agree dr. Horrible

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