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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 05:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2012 12:47 - United States - Brockton

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about being super heroes. He said I could be "The Period" because I'm a bitch. FML

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By ideserveit - 28/05/2016 22:10 - Finland

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML

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Big red flag

By Ultimate ultimatum - 05/09/2024 05:00 - United States - Anaheim

Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML

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By MandMandM - 19/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML

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Dramatic

By FML - 26/07/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I was on my period, so I felt a little emotional, and asked my boyfriend for some attention. He said he needed ten minutes to finish his game with his friend. I laid down on the floor and started crying hysterically. He broke up with me and left. FML

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Antidate

By Inpain - 08/07/2023 10:00

Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML

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There's an app for everything

By Anonymous - 09/04/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that he could predict my periods because he keeps track of when I'm at my bitchiest each month. This wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't so accurate. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2015 13:19 - Netherlands - Den Haag

Today, my boyfriend asked me to start using a period tracker app so I can tell him which week of each month he needs to "stay the hell away" from me. FML

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By BellinaNico - 25/05/2013 04:40 - United States - Mcdonough

Today, I called my fiancé just to tell him how much I love him, as a sweet gesture. He yelled at me for interrupting his video game and blamed my "neediness" on the fact that I'm menstruating. FML

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By cek4uytp - 25/06/2011 06:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML

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MisterEx 28

Sunday 30 October 2011 11:59

Tell him your period is your excuse. What's his?

idontknowyou123 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 12:04

Tell him his dick is small and useless.

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HunkyFes 6

Sunday 30 October 2011 15:47

Try making him sandwiches during that time?

youngpmcz2 3

Sunday 30 October 2011 15:58

Tell him he has a hand use it, if that's all you're good for to him. What an asshole.

ishtarfire1 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 15:59

He's right high five!

Savra_fml 17

Sunday 30 October 2011 21:23

How old are you mate? Sure you still haven't learnt about female biology at school and you're confusiing it with a school "period". Go high five ypur forehead

Karma_apoc 8

Sunday 30 October 2011 16:07

He has broken the sacred code of women-law. You must destroy.

Meaningless 1

Sunday 30 October 2011 16:21

Tell him he's useless all of the time.

lainzilla 14

Sunday 30 October 2011 16:36

Dump the MFer already. Nothing is forcing you to stay with this jerk.

cnkk07 8

Sunday 30 October 2011 16:42

haha.. I'd say "Well, at least I'm only useless for one week.. what's your excuse for this one as well as the other three?!"

fatman1970 25

Sunday 30 October 2011 17:24

#78 Well said. OP should dump his insensitive ass and get someone who has more respect for her.

icic6772 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 17:05

Well he's got a good point.

KaskStunter 4

Sunday 30 October 2011 17:12

Hey, I have a painting on my wall that is totally useless but I love the damn thing!

omgiculol 4

Sunday 30 October 2011 17:14

well if thats the base of your relationship, dump him

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