Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having...

By XxMe123xx - 19/08/2010 00:51 - France

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML

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You deserved it 10 954

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 05:21 - Canada

Today, while eating dinner with my family, I found out my boyfriend recorded me screaming while having sex with him on my phone, and set it as my ring tone on high volume. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 815

You deserved it 6 164

By 504-A1 - 11/05/2012 22:02 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. Trying to be sexy, I told him what I was doing with my vibrator. I heard a loud bang, followed by him shouting, "Why don't you just fucking marry it, then?!" and then hanging up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 513

You deserved it 10 414

By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 586

You deserved it 47 216

By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 633

You deserved it 4 984

Oooooh yeah

By omgwtf - 01/06/2019 04:00

Today, I found out my girlfriend had changed my ringtone to some woman moaning with pleasure continuously. I found this out in the middle of a job interview when she rang me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 894

You deserved it 579

Get it on

By Anonymous - 21/04/2016 20:28 - United States - Fremont

Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend, when his doorbell rang. He said it was his friend and that he'd be back soon. He shut off his video feed but forgot to mute his audio. A few minutes later, I heard him and some orgasm-faking girl getting it on in the background. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 586

You deserved it 1 770

By no paedo - 11/03/2016 20:35 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to some guy crooning "Thank heaven for little girls" and then call me during today's teacher-parent conference. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 969

You deserved it 1 979

Just a prank, bro

By iscreamforicecream - 01/06/2011 11:53 - United States

Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 455

You deserved it 5 751

By S…… - 09/01/2011 10:18 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 391

You deserved it 5 766

By King_of_hearts - 04/04/2014 23:46 - United States - Plymouth

Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 648

You deserved it 4 834

sarahenity 8

Thursday 19 August 2010 9:12

That is amazing

Ludii_fml 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 11:30

eww my dad would have a heart attack.

Comments

EvilDave 13

Thursday 19 August 2010 17:32

YDI for dating a jerk.

L_M_L_10 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 18:18

omg this is hilarious!

nerdsgetmehot 22

Thursday 19 August 2010 19:17

If my boyfriend did that to my phone, I'd be kicked out of the house PRONTO.

englishhottiexx 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 19:51

I bet your boyfriend got a laugh out of that ;)

aprilmayjune93 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 20:37

haha that sucks awkward....

nvadams 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 21:19

Oh jeez. I hope my boyfriend never does that. I admit, I'm a screamer. >.

xcanox 9

Friday 20 August 2010 3:45

Do you have to have sex at all? This is just my point of view, but to me, all FMLs about sex are YDIs because well.. you wouldn't understand. Sorry for wasting your time.

priscilla_28 5

Friday 20 August 2010 3:54

Because *you put yourself in that situation?

lickmyjock 0

Monday 23 August 2010 15:26

cause you get what's coming to you?

lil_ham1644 29

Friday 5 December 2014 1:18

So any fml About sex is deserved because they chose to have sex? That's ridiculous.

christyxoxo 8

Thursday 19 August 2010 21:44

sucks for youu, op.

abmansker 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 22:22

that's hilarious! :) be glad you have a guy with a sense of humor! :)

Bobby64 29

Thursday 19 August 2010 22:52

There are over 73 FMLs with the phrase "thought it would be funny" in them (put the phrase into the search box). I think that says a lot about how people manage to screw things up.