By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:03 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend decided that vaginal, oral, and anal sex are starting to get boring. Let's just say that my armpit is now drenched in lube. I'm afraid of what he's going to want to try once he gets bored of this. FML
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ccsmilvr 0

Wow that does suck, but why would you let him do that in the first place ??

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mrbattleman 10

maybe ear sex? once you go black, you go deaf

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MissKittie 3

YDI for having boring genitals and a boring face.....

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natersjones 0

Ummm yeah, I agree... Try anal again with a strap on, on him. I'm sure he'll love it.

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EmilyQ 0

Maybe add another girl? It's very kinky ;)

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OwlCityDweller24 0

Well there's always the option of going nasal...

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Skylansmile 11

Props, though, for being a cool girlfriend and willing to try stuff with him!

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brian666 4

Nothing wrong with trying to spice things up ;)

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tmac71320 4

That's better than what my boyfriend wants to try! Giving him a handjob...but with my feet

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noobienick 19

Just don't sleep with him as much. Pretty soon, he'll just be happy to have sex.

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