By DuChaillu - 27/01/2010 07:35 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML
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CrazyZenlike 2

Guys wear knee socks?

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Musicislife91 0

Someone's sensitive. Lol.

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danilynn6308 14

He's got to be sensitive if he's wearing that. Haha

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Fridiculously 0

because her lame boyfriend doesn't understand that zebra stripes are seldom sexy.

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Hulk12 0

haha that made my day!!! you should take them and give him a strip tease

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xavierdevoy 0

My girlfriend would love me even more if I wore zebra socks whilst stripping for her. But that's just because she's cool and not a total bitch like the OP here

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mfmylifesrsly 29

I don't really think she's a bitch. I would have laughed too but would have thought it was sexy cause it was my boyfriend.

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meaganliz 0

Yeah, I totally would have laughed, and expected him to do the same thing.

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poncho55 40

100% agreed. Honestly, I'd love if my boyfriend did this!

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waterynuggets 0

Lulz that he left over something like that. You might as well cut your losses and get some actual pussy for what it's worth.

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perdix 29

Were you laughing because he looked ridiculous or because he had just outed himself to you?

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