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By Taylor - 21/04/2014 04:04 - United States - Dubuque

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Today, my boyfriend drove 20 miles to come see me. The closest we got to intimacy was him showing me how he could unlock his iPhone 5s with his penis. FML
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graceinsheepwear 33

Dick move.

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Talis99 26

No one borrow that phone.

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billie_joann 10

Maybe that was his way of trying to make the first move. He may have thought it would turn you on but you didn't catch his move.

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dingostacy 14

At least he can still use his phone even if he has no hands

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ijulez 14

This is so stupid this has to be fake.

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laden_swallow09 34

Twenty miles? That's it? It takes me that far just to watch something at the movie theater. Add another zero to that figure…

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my_user_name 7

That was oddly specific about the type of phone your BF owns. That would be great if this were really an iPhone ad.

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BlackPanther19 11

This takes skill. Marry him

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