By Taylor - 21/04/2014 04:04 - United States - Dubuque

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Today, my boyfriend drove 20 miles to come see me. The closest we got to intimacy was him showing me how he could unlock his iPhone 5s with his penis. FML
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graceinsheepwear 33

Dick move.

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ArmyDoc 11

Brb. Gotta go try something with my phone..

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itooamscrewed 10

If you think 20 miles is a long drive, you're too young for sex anyways

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kipfischer 11

Since when is 20 miles a distance....what was he in a horse and buggy

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am_bugg 20

Considering the fact that 20 miles isn't far at all I would assume you guys see each other a lot so not getting intimate this one time shouldn't be that big of a deal. Plus you could've just grabbed it if you really wanted to start something.

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Witchylady 17

Now that's a skill. A real talent. I see an executive position at Apple in his future.

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saxybandgeek 14

20 miles isn't far... Most of my teachers in high school drove farther than that every day just to get to work. I'm sure he can travel that great distance again soon

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lauras942012 4

I drive 50 to see my boyfriend And most times we don't have sex. It's worth it to see him and spend time with him.

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