By Hannah - 13/06/2013 16:19 - Australia - Caulfield North

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Today, my boyfriend dumped me, accusing me of lying to him about "being a hermaphrodite". His almost total lack of knowledge about female anatomy led him to believe that my clitoris is actually an extremely tiny penis. FML
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kianaaa32 17

Count it as a blessing that he broke up with you, you don't want to be with someone that stupid anyways.

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thomas5915 16

Well it sounds like he wouldn't know what to do with it anyway. Find a guy that does

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BronzeShoe 11

Actually, the ******** is technically an undeveloped penis. But that's no reason to say that you're a hermaphrodite because of it, what an idiot!

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queerdragon 20

What does he think it is going to do, mini-**** on him.

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BeachGirl27 23

At risk of sounding like a total smart-arse, we were told that the ******** is very much like a micro-penis in terms of it being an erogenous zone, engorging during sex etc, when I was at medical school. The guy's probably heard something and gotten the wrong end of the stick!

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timss4 19

I'm hoping he knew it wasn't a penis but just couldn't deal with a clit that big... Because otherwise I'm losing faith in my own gender lol

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picturescrazy 24

Technically, a penis is just an oversized ********.... seeing as how all babies start off "female"

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SuperSofie 23

Just when you think they can't possibly be making them that stupid anymore...

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leemccoy10 1

Actually it is its an underdeveloped penis

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Well he is in for a big surprise with the rest of the female population...

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RockySnakes 10

lol well how big is it for him to think that?

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