Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend dumped me, accusing me of lying to him about...

By Hannah - 13/06/2013 16:19 - Australia - Caulfield North

Today, my boyfriend dumped me, accusing me of lying to him about "being a hermaphrodite". His almost total lack of knowledge about female anatomy led him to believe that my clitoris is actually an extremely tiny penis. FML

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By pchemist - 22/02/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2014 17:03 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML

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How could you?

By Anonymous - 23/08/2013 23:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for "cheating" on him by using a vibrator. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2016 15:23 - United States - Bellefontaine

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he's convinced wearing boxer briefs instead of panties makes me a lesbian. FML

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Dumbass

By O-|---<=~ - 18/10/2013 23:01 - United States - Bellingham

Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2014 06:30 - United States - River Falls

Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML

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By imnotacheateryouimmaturefuck - 27/11/2012 01:41 - United States - San Mateo

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by throwing my stuff out of his place, and accusing me of cheating while yelling, "Cheater, cheater! Pumpkin eater!" When I tried explaining that I have no clue what he's talking about, he started exclaiming, "Liar, liar! Pants on fire!" FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2019 00:01

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for a guy. I was the only one who knew he was bisexual. Now everyone thinks I "turned him gay." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2022 18:30

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he insists I bit his penis during sex, and that I'm a crazy, man-hating psycho. It’s not true, I’ve just not given many blowjobs before, my technique stinks, and my teeth touched his skin a little. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2013 04:11 - United States

Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML

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kianaaa32 17

Friday 14 June 2013 3:10

Count it as a blessing that he broke up with you, you don't want to be with someone that stupid anyways.

thomas5915 16

Friday 14 June 2013 3:11

Well it sounds like he wouldn't know what to do with it anyway. Find a guy that does

Comments

TcheQ 12

Friday 14 June 2013 3:38

Way better off without a numbskull like that.

x_the_lancer_x 13

Friday 14 June 2013 3:43

I am 13 and know what that is. Wouldn't say that's a good thing but still...

Bcfrmkc816 17

Friday 14 June 2013 3:46

It must not have been that small to make that mistake even if he didn't have much experience with the ladies but some are just huge and do look like a unsheathed dick and no I am circumsized. And they can stick straight out but if its like my penis and sticks straight up then I am out of there

Enslaved 36

Friday 14 June 2013 4:20

The parts might be the same but all females look different down there. ***Btw I couldn't help but zoom in to your picture to see where the clit would be on your apple. :P

ginawater19 13

Friday 14 June 2013 3:50

Hahaha. I'm actually glad for your sake you're not together anymore.

MC2NextLevel 7

Friday 14 June 2013 3:51

TMI

theKevmeister 13

Friday 14 June 2013 3:53

what is he supposed to think, when yours is bigger than his?

DommeAshlee 11

Friday 14 June 2013 3:58

Maybe he was just jealous because yours is bigger...

stanjohnson 11

Friday 14 June 2013 3:58

Well, tell him to suck your dick.

xCensored 10

Friday 14 June 2013 3:59

Consider it a good thing that've dumped you. You wouldn't want be all caught up with someone who seems that dumb

Abenti 8

Friday 14 June 2013 4:03

Maybe he wanted to break up with you, and used this as an excuse. By making himself appear like an idiot, you'll get turned off and leave him alone. That must be it...because no one is actually THAT stupid.