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By Hannah - 13/06/2013 16:19 - Australia - Caulfield North

Today, my boyfriend dumped me, accusing me of lying to him about "being a hermaphrodite". His almost total lack of knowledge about female anatomy led him to believe that my clitoris is actually an extremely tiny penis. FML

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You deserved it 6 069

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By pchemist - 22/02/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2014 17:03 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2016 15:23 - United States - Bellefontaine

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he's convinced wearing boxer briefs instead of panties makes me a lesbian. FML

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By O-|---<=~ - 18/10/2013 23:01 - United States - Bellingham

Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2014 06:30 - United States - River Falls

Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML

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By imnotacheateryouimmaturefuck - 27/11/2012 01:41 - United States - San Mateo

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by throwing my stuff out of his place, and accusing me of cheating while yelling, "Cheater, cheater! Pumpkin eater!" When I tried explaining that I have no clue what he's talking about, he started exclaiming, "Liar, liar! Pants on fire!" FML

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Today, my boyfriend dumped me for a guy. I was the only one who knew he was bisexual. Now everyone thinks I "turned him gay." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2022 18:30

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he insists I bit his penis during sex, and that I'm a crazy, man-hating psycho. It’s not true, I’ve just not given many blowjobs before, my technique stinks, and my teeth touched his skin a little. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2013 04:11 - United States

Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML

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kianaaa32 17

Friday 14 June 2013 3:10

Count it as a blessing that he broke up with you, you don't want to be with someone that stupid anyways.

thomas5915 16

Friday 14 June 2013 3:11

Well it sounds like he wouldn't know what to do with it anyway. Find a guy that does

Comments

Inkedldd 8

Friday 14 June 2013 4:30

Someone missed health class.

Ziggy122 15

Friday 14 June 2013 4:31

Bullet = DODGED.

VulpesImortalis 4

Friday 14 June 2013 4:32

a herm would be an amazing experience. don't knock it.

margeaux33 17

Friday 14 June 2013 4:34

Well, it actually IS an undeveloped tiny penis... but still, you deserve someone more knowledgeable :)

xJebu 8

Friday 14 June 2013 4:42

I'll be your boyfriend lol

arre2006 19

Friday 14 June 2013 4:55

With that mentality he's never going to get laid now

SweetStuff88 7

Friday 14 June 2013 4:56

Technically speaking, a clit is an undeveloped penis from in the womb

ViviMage 39

Friday 14 June 2013 5:04

Biologically speaking, the penis/ciltoris is the same organ. Hormones determine if it stays a ciltoris in females or elongates into a penis in males. Males show the exact opposite with breasts; they have all the parts and some can lactate, but hormones prevent the development of breast tissue. Whatever happened to sex Ed? I recall learning about this in school.... Count your blessings you didn't say with someone willing to act on his ignorance.

Saikon1357 25

Friday 14 June 2013 14:37

They didn't teach that in my sex Ed class. I'm still surprised we got to learn about the basic anatomy and STDs. Especially considering I live in the Bible Belt...

superdom 12

Friday 14 June 2013 5:11

I'm gonna go bash my head on a table a thousand times because that's how stupid he is

nurchok 15

Friday 14 June 2013 7:32

He's stupid, but it doesn't make it worth banging YOUR head a 1000 times. Just find the idiot and bash his head, maybe he'll see the light at the end of tunnel :)