By Hannah - 13/06/2013 16:19 - Australia - Caulfield North

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Today, my boyfriend dumped me, accusing me of lying to him about "being a hermaphrodite". His almost total lack of knowledge about female anatomy led him to believe that my clitoris is actually an extremely tiny penis. FML
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kianaaa32 17

Count it as a blessing that he broke up with you, you don't want to be with someone that stupid anyways.

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thomas5915 16

Well it sounds like he wouldn't know what to do with it anyway. Find a guy that does

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chuckcloninger 12

I think it would be pretty funny to get him to tell you again why he breaking up with you, this time on tape, and play it each time you **** one of his buddies. Just a thought you know?

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neuroticallyyour_fml 17

I can promise you because of his level of sheer stupidity that he wouldn't have known what to do with it anyways.

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an3ph 20

Sooooooooooo… are you?

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cmb8280 24

O_O ... Just wow. Probably best for you this way. If he doesn't know what it is he certainly won't know what to do with it!!

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Dusty_Busters 15

What is he 12? Maybe 13? Who knows

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yourface107 3

Haha your bf's lack of anatomy is right! I have plenty of transgendered female to male friends who have gone through the procedure!! They take testosterone to make the ******** grow into about a 3 inch penis! It also makes their boobs shrink and their body hair grow faster!

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BodyCountEndless 20

Actually the ******** is technically a baby penis. It's the beginning of a formation of a penis before the gender is decided.

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xgetxbentx 13

Sounds like you're better off without him, though I hope he doesn't try to spread that as a rumor.

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lbrown66 12

The ******** is actually an unformed penis... So he isn't too far off the truth there

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fmineironlife 3

^truth. it even becomes erect in the same way, just, you know, not as much, but blood does collect in it and it has the same number of nerve endings as the penis, just much closer together

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nurchok 15

Doesn't change that he's a retard

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tj5810 21

Looks like he's going to run into a lot of hermaphrodites then...

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