By Hannah - 13/06/2013 16:19 - Australia - Caulfield North

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Today, my boyfriend dumped me, accusing me of lying to him about "being a hermaphrodite". His almost total lack of knowledge about female anatomy led him to believe that my clitoris is actually an extremely tiny penis. FML
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kianaaa32 17

Count it as a blessing that he broke up with you, you don't want to be with someone that stupid anyways.

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thomas5915 16

Well it sounds like he wouldn't know what to do with it anyway. Find a guy that does

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SirTalkaton 22

You dodged all kinds of bullets. Print out pics of both a ******** and a tiny penis and put it somewhere public and break it down for him. What an idiot.

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tsent8 15

Hey it's not his fault. When he looked down and could see a mirror image of his penis that was the first logical thought.

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thejimler 9

At least you can be satisfied knowing that he'll never find another 'woman' in his love life.

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ginawater19 13

That's ******* hilarious. He's gonna think every girl is a guy now lol!

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malheartsnutmeg 20

Don't tell him about hyenas, it will blow his mind.

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HeyMacklemore 10

XD That's the funniest thing I've read all day!

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ViviMage 39

YES! The female phallus and giving birth and copulating THROUGH an enlarged ********! Well, to be fair, females have high level male hormones to build a hierarchy, and that may explain the non female looking parts....

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Dusty_Busters 15

What.... Are you serious? I'm scared to look it up lol

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Iniezian 18

Eh, not to be a killjoy here, but a ******** actually IS a tiny penis, and just as male nipples are unfinished female nipples that can't produce milk, a clit is an unfinished penis, and it CAN turn into something that looks like a small penis with enough testosterone and anabolic steroids. Anyone remember Thomas Beattie, the transgender "pregnant man" explaining that on Oprah?

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jem970 19

Not to be a killjoy but men (genetically XY) can lactate. It has been proven, also just because you are born with XY or XX chromosomes that is not a "fool-proof" method for deciding your sex during development. There are a lot studies that show some men and women can have the wrong chromosomes for their gender but still physically have the appearance of male or female. It has a lot to do with the hormones that effect the fetus during all stages of their development on which gender the baby will actually be. Just saying.

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Ownord_fml 10

Besides, since all fetuses are "girls" if the gene SRY isn't activated, it's the other way around: a penis is an "over sized clit" ;)

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roshae_16 11

I was hoping SOMEONE would point that out.

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olpally 32

Wow, what a ******* moron. I hope he never breeds... Ever. Dodged a dumb bullet there!

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justskylerdonn 6

Technically, he's right. The ******** is the organ that ends up growing into the penis during development..... But it's ridiculous that he didn't know all females have that.

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