By Anonymous - 14/01/2010 22:35 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker. FML
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Luckster 0

You're better off without him if he's that immature. 8|

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CyclonePsycho 1

If he feels the need to call people fat slob, then that relationship was going nowhere anyway. Still, sorry your feelings got hurt.

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bumblebee1297 0

that really sucks

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Erindub 0

Sorry. Thats no fun at all

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aja175 0

Did he at least spell everything correctly?

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braaap127 0

why do girls always go with the assholes and leave the nice and sweet guys alone

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neko_ceko 3

That's the way it works. And they never learn, only after they get married, beat up, get fat, etc., they will go crying to the nice guy.

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alexFYL 11

Sadly most of these Nice Guys are not assertive or confident enough... we don't LIKE Assholes, it's just that they're the only ones ballsy enough to talk to us. :/ It's difficult to date someone who is apathetic, under the guise of being "nice", or someone who has low self esteem under the guise of being humble. We don't want to walk all over you - we also don't want to get walked all over. Most Nice Guys I know are also lazy as hell. There are very few guys who meet the neutral criteria of best of both worlds. #25 And the Nice Guy will always still be there and will always accept the girl when she comes back, that means you're in friendship territory (which is nice but probably not what Nice Guy wanted). Stop being a doormat!

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IsaacYorkHawk 0

YDI for dating a massive douche, and for being so fat. Hit the gym and lay off those Baconators.

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Tigg3r 3

Hey! Baconaters are pretty damn good!!! Just not in big porportions... maybe like one every three months or so.

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PumaFau 0

Well you dated a douchebag thus you get a douchebag break up simple

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lindsaylikeomg 0

did he write it backwards so you could read it in the mirror?

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shadowkiss13 0

i know right if he didnt i wouldve been like standing in the bathroom trying to read it for a couple minutes!

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CallMeHush 0

^^^^^ #19 That is what I wanted to know.

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gobbledegook 0

pwned, you deserve it for being a fat slob XD

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GiRIsMakingCupca 0

so you guys must be over and u must be a " fat slob"

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