By Saradee - 24/12/2012 04:55 - United States - Inglewood

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Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML
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HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Wear a chastity belt next time and scream," YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

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Roguedork19 8

No, this is Patrick. O.o

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rogerdodgeroz 4

Lol , manpower !!!!! Good work

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subwaysurfers 13

Yeah, use the man power on a woman. That's not abuse.

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DaDivineDevil 11

Since he's talking about movies, maybe you should make him watch 'Teeth'

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HeyHeyFishFillet 34

No one ever said ANYTHING about injury.

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billyz77 24

Doesn't anyone just make love anymore?

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Roguedork19 8

Perhaps this is something new along the lines of foreplay, only...postplay...nevermind

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billyz77 24

Read my bio and you'll see that it doesn't matter to me what you think, 65.

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IOmnomHard 10

87 I believe he was talking to me, and I made a poor comment choice because it was like four am and I was trying to remember an old joke... 65- More than you, good sir. More than you. ;)

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IOmnomHard 10

Oh wait I remember. ”What is the definition of "making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is ******* her.” Sorry guys I was very tired. :)

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IOmnomHard 10

Oh wait I remember. ”What is the definition of "making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is ******* her.” Sorry guys I was very tired. :)

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Callyn 47

That's an old reference. Show him Sucker Punch so he can see how bad Zack Snyder is.

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Ukeee_X 19

Flip the scenario, you do realise in those times most the men were in homosexual relationships? Ill let you think about that.

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BiaBauer 29

Omg, how can you stay with that jerk?

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ohmandapants 16

Omg how could you have such a bad sense of humor? This is something that anyone with a sense of humor would laugh about after the initial shock. It's like when you fall in public. "OMG I fell how embarrassing!" And then you laugh about it later. This is really not a reason to break up with someone. That's freaking ridiculous.

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GTAmerc 2

Please pardon me for saying that I found the visual quite hilarious.

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