Love: Today, my boyfriend finally proposed. His reason? A Las Vegas...

By Anonymous - 29/03/2012 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally proposed. His reason? A Las Vegas wedding came up on Groupon. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2015 16:06 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend of 5 days proposed to me at the mall. FML

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By arthise - 09/10/2013 07:03 - United States - Evansville

Today, my boyfriend won a diamond engagement ring through a citywide competition. Instead of proposing to me, he's selling it. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2013 06:26 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 15:31 - United States - Middleboro

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML

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By badluck - 21/07/2014 19:31 - Canada - Medicine Hat

Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML

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By mylifesucks - 30/08/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 13:25 - United States - Evansville

Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML

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By Username - 20/07/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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By timor - 18/12/2010 16:13 - United States

Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML

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By undanya__four - 10/04/2015 20:19 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML

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Thursday 29 March 2012 12:25

That doesn't sound good. I heard what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except herpes... That shit will follow you everywhere.

ryanisexy 5

Thursday 29 March 2012 12:23

Thats smart, now you get a diamond ring!

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shahroni1 3

Thursday 29 March 2012 20:32

groupon sucks .

lovelife9 12

Thursday 29 March 2012 20:44

Did you say yes?

Nalula 1

Thursday 29 March 2012 21:11

Lol that is priceless

Banjo1234 0

Thursday 29 March 2012 21:16

least he proposed

PBAstar924 0

Thursday 29 March 2012 21:20

Well at least he likes to save money...

march_17 0

Thursday 29 March 2012 22:02

Hey weddings are expensive! You're lucky he got a coupon.

rezzrhyme 0

Thursday 29 March 2012 22:33

tried it also but she got mad lol

Ifrah 0

Thursday 29 March 2012 22:52

At the least, congratulations!! May you have a nice life ahead :D xx

mannykatany 9

Thursday 29 March 2012 23:03

Only your boyfriend would be signed up for Groupon...

daniel_2209 12

Thursday 29 March 2012 23:30

Did you say yes?

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