By highfive - 17/10/2014 01:27 - United States - Dedham

Today, my boyfriend gave his penis a high five for not getting me pregnant. He does this every time I get my period. Every. Single. Time. FML
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Pwib 14

Can you really give it "five" if it doesn't have a hand?

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Goblin182 26

Next time, you give his penis a high five too.

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8born8 18

She could blow it a kiss while sucking on a lollipop.

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paolino_fml 18

Hey twelve high-fives a year never killed anyone.

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Jenniesaurus 14

I really hope you're using birth control.

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norisorroz 28

Maybe his face should get a high five. Duh!

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tony1891 22

at least he didn't teach parakeets to perch on his pole.

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RoseCrystal 17

I'm surprised my boyfriend doesn't do the same, OP lol.

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