By aireeahna - 12/02/2014 19:43 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey on my breast. To be fair I decided to give him a hickey on his chest. He was so worried about catching shit from the guys on his swim team that he dislocated my jaw trying to get me off him. FML
I agree, your life sucks 62 005
You deserved it 14 431

aireeahna tells us more.

i didnt have an account at the time this was posted but anyway..we were rough housing and he was sorry afterwards. I have a lose jaw from a prior accident so it pops out of place fairly easy so it wasnt a big deal. We didnt break up for those of you who suggested that we should have..everything is fine now thanks

Top comments

etoilenuit 15

Why would he be worried about his swim team finding out hes getting his willy wet? This sounds kind of fishy and makes me wonder if there's another girl he's worried about..

beaverteaser 16

Comments

rays233 1

I'm ashamed I didn't think of that one first! so simple and obvious.

How do you even give a guy's chest a hickey? I'm picturing a scary leech kind of deal

37 shut up. Either you have never been in a relationship with someone for an extended period of time and know accidents happen and it wasn't his fault or every relationship you have had you expected so much of the person and dumped them after they did one thing that you didn't like. People like you piss me off.

**worried about catching shit from his other girlfriend.

Unless he didn't say sorry then maybe you should consider breaking up. I would be furious if he didn't tell me he was sorry. I mean he dislocated your jaw. It was most likely an accident? But he should apologize ,because I've never had my jaw dislocated but that's when your bone detaches from the joint but the joint is still attached to the bone..

No one said he didn't apologize!!!! And ******* everyone so quick to say dump him. Think of something else to say. The kid didn't want a hickie and she didn't listen. Maybe he should break up with her!!!

sammyjanette 17

So, it's ok for him to dislocate her jaw? Why would it be okay for him to give her a hickey, but not for her to give him one?

The same way it's ok to not want to give oral but desire oral. If your significant other finds that unfair (and it is, just like the hickey-thing is), then you also stop giving oral, you talk it over trying to convince each other or break it off for him/her being an entitled douchebag. No still means no even when it's unfair.

metalcrazed 21

Why should he be sorry? She refused to get off him to the point he had to struggle to get way.

metalcrazed 21

Because she can cover it up and he can't. And the injury was an accident from him trying to get away.

i didnt have an account at the time this was posted but anyway..we were rough housing and he was sorry afterwards. I have a lose jaw from a prior accident so it pops out of place fairly easy so it wasnt a big deal. We didnt break up for those of you who suggested that we should have..everything is fine now thanks

I want to say that sucks, but I wouldn't be able to live knowing I made a horrible pun. Terribly sorry OP, I'm sure you already have a bit of mischief planned for him though.

That sucks, but I understand where he's coming from. Don't wanna give him one anywhere where his suit won't cover