By Anonymous - 04/10/2011 16:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got drunk and tried to french-kiss my dog. Now he has 12 stitches in his face, and he's insisting we have to get my dog put down. FML
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Philliesfan9391 3

Put your boyfriend down for violating your dog.

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holeyman 8

Instead of getting a new dog, get a new boyfriend.

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Gouryella 0

Tell him to deal with it and grow up. What did he think would happen?

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theamusing1 4

Since it's the boyfried who need to be put down and there are laws against that you need to dump him....yesterday.

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lucyinthesky420 10

It's his fault for trying to get with your dog. They say true feelings come out when you're drunk, obvi your bfs into **********.

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doyouloveme6543 0

Well everyones gotta have that idiot friend. I happen to be that friend.

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vfranklin429 0

Time to get rid of the boyfriend not the dog

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doglady 16

Get rid of the boyfriend and keep the dog!

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shinshoku13 19

Put your drunk ass boyfriend down, problem solved :3

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Chris20003 17

Poor dog needs counselling doesn't your boyfriend know gr means gr?

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