By Anonymous - 04/10/2011 16:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got drunk and tried to french-kiss my dog. Now he has 12 stitches in his face, and he's insisting we have to get my dog put down. FML
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Philliesfan9391 3

Put your boyfriend down for violating your dog.

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holeyman 8

Instead of getting a new dog, get a new boyfriend.

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Euronymous93 29

That poor dog. I have no sympathy for your boyfriend, your dog bit him to defend itself and it was a provoked attack. No need to have it put down.

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KacyA93 7

Its his fault he got bit. Poor dog was defending itself.

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Federgirl 19

why did he wanna french your dog and not you?

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Shaolin_za 8

Your boyfriend sounds like a jerk. If you're still with him even now, then you're an idiot.

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404wan 19

this is the guy you want as your boyfriend?

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