I think he's just saying what he thinks will legally happen if the boyfriend pushes the issue. Sometimes the law will do stupid things.

Your boyfriend needs to put the bottle down.

Tell him to put some peanut butter on his ass and let the dog go for it. The dog was just shy before and thought he was moving too fast. If he buys it some dinner, and maybe take it to a movie, he'll be able to get to first base in no time.

I seriously doubt that anyone would consider euthanizing an animal because a drunk idiot attempted to force his tongue into it's mouth. That would be like me forcing my tongue into your mouth without your consent and then suing you when you punch me in my face. It's the same thing. It's called self-defense. The dog didn't know what his intentions were neither did you so you acted with your first instinct; which is to **** someone up.

Nobody likes drunken weirdos in your face.I would have bit him too.

Your boyfriend needs to learn that "woof" means "no".

It's your BFs fault, not the dog's. FYL, and I really hope you don't put the dog down.

Sounds like you have a dumbass for a Bf, take the dog and elevate your taste in trolls! Lol

He needs to be put down.

Call animal control and have them pick up your BF. He's the one out of control