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By user210 - 26/03/2012 03:05 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend got really excited that he'd broken his own record; he can now last a full 2 minutes in bed. FML
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Mercedes16 7

At least he broke the record. Lol

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iamabamf 17

Doesn't matter, had sex.

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shahroni1 3

do you play competition or do u feel love ?

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ThecomingofTan 9

He has my record beat by one minute and fifty-five seconds.

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ThecomingofTan 9

That is the same reaction I got out of that Thai prostitute. She also got mad when I tried to pay her in đồngs. Apparently they only except the Baht. My bad.

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G0odgrief 0

she has probably never had to figure out how much she should charge per second

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DjeePee 24

I hope you both realise that him getting an ****** beforehand will most likely make him last for a more appropriate time. Or thinking about dead puppies, also does the trick. Anyway, I hope he does pleasure you before or after those two minutes.

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CruelGirl07 5

That's what I was going to say. Either ask him to ********** or give him a handjob/bj before you have sex. Get him worked up again, OP, and the sex will last longer. I had a friend who always did this with her ex before sex...

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ShazzRandom 7

Are you the ex? Or is your friend open enough to have that convo with you?

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iArmy 6

For those guys that cum quick, get them to cum through whatever (bj, hj), then have them start on you, and that'll give them hopefully a decent little bit to work themselves back up. Sometimes I have to do this with my wife after its been a while. Thinking about dead puppies though... That could turn sex into a turn off. Dead puppies don't keep me horny. Just sayin'.

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DjeePee 24

90, my dead puppies came from an old FML, about a girl who lost her mood during sex when her boyfriend told her he thought of dead puppies to last longer. Some FML's I'll never forget...

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CruelGirl07 5

88- she's just that open about sex. Actually, we both always have been. The same friend's grandma actually sells sex toys...not that any of this matters.

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michael91605 4

wow, thats a whole minute and 30 seconds more than me lol.

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Dajucy1 7

That's not something to be proud of

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Lightcrusade 9

Practice makes perfect! Have sex frequently and you will undoubtably get better :)

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niospartan 8

Got him beat by 158 minutes, stop having sex and make some sweet love instead.

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linkinpark98 23

Well, that's more than the last time!

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mader 1

Sorry to hear that for ya girl

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