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By user210 - 26/03/2012 03:05 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend got really excited that he'd broken his own record; he can now last a full 2 minutes in bed. FML
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Mercedes16 7

At least he broke the record. Lol

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iamabamf 17

Doesn't matter, had sex.

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mrtjawesome 14

He should keep a timer in bed that way he can see if he can beat it by at least a few seconds.

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MrGroovy28 7

His record with you or in combination with other partners. If it is his first couple times engaging in sex that may be normal. Be patient and he will learn with experience. There are definitely a lot of techniques to delay or strengthen before climax but give a few more tries. He seem quite new to the experience.

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nickmatt 1

Practice makes perfect you have to start somewhere be a little less demanding

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nerdyfreak 7

my wife's just happy I can do it in less then 2 mins :(

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ThecomingofTan 9

Tell her that you want another partner to make it more exciting. I would suggest Raffi from Wilfred. Trust me, it will change your world.

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babyshaft408 8

Hey the game is who ever cums first wins

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Vkins 9

Masturbation is training. Tell him that. Sincerely, 1hr35min

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