By user210 - 26/03/2012 03:05 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend got really excited that he'd broken his own record; he can now last a full 2 minutes in bed. FML
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Mercedes16 7

At least he broke the record. Lol

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iamabamf 17

Doesn't matter, had sex.

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Crazberry 5

Well that deserves a round of applause at least. *Clap*... *clap*...I'm done.

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steak87 1

So you just jump straight in bed, root, and that's that? Wow. How inspiring.

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katcot99 11

It's better than a minute.

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fmessiah 19

Don't whinge about it, make him use his tongue until you're all done, then let him enter (gently), let him thrust a bit and then make him stop, thrust, stop, thrust, stop, string him him along as long as you can bear it and then let him finish. Train him to do it how you like it, etc.

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tj4234 35

presumably you haven't had sex that often and he's still very sensitive. Try having it more, but having foreplay first :).

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duhhduhh 0

Look on the bright side.. He's easily turned on by u.. Take it as a compliment LOL

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R3TROxLOV3 32

It's only flattering if he can actually last. It doesn't matter if she turns him on if it means he orgasms in 2 minutes.

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