By Ape - 17/12/2012 23:12 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend grabbed my boob, shook it savagely, and shouted "Earthquake!" FML
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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Grab his dick, shake it savagely and say, "aftershock"!

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Ow! Shaking it "savagely" would hurt! D:

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Comments

JSever 9

Here's a twist. What if you were actually an obese gay guy

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Shrike 23

Good twist, but here's an even better one: what if you actually had a decent sense of humor and knew how to type a question mark?

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2ndSucks 15

I don't believe either of these are even remotely good twists.

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DocBastard 38

Earthquake? Seriously? I thought the proper term was "Honk honk".

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sushichick 17

I believe it's actually "pew-pew".

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TurquoiseJesus 15

Honk honk is appropriate when it is only being squeezed. In this case, since the boob was being shaken, I think earthquake is appropriate.

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LolPieRofl 11

Or its "flbrghghghgh" if u count Barney Stinson

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Werken247 14

at least it wasn't a titty twister, those things are worse than a tornado.

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saltycookies 5

Dump boiling hot water on his face and shout VOLCANO!!!

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BlueFlatts 20

Boiling hot is redundant. There's no kill like overkill, but a savage aftershock to the balls sounds more appropriate.

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Yousuck24 21

There's no better revenge then giving your boyfriend 3rd degree burns.

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rosesong2494 3

Ow! I would never let anyone do that to my boobs! Play with them, yes. Shake savagely, no no no. Why did you let him? It's obvious that he has a slightly immature sense of humor, and I'm sure his goofiness can be cute and funny at times. But he also needs to know where to draw the line- like when pain is involved.

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2throwdo 4

U deserved it if u have bigass **** lol

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butterflyz1961 2

That means he's too immature to date.

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Warden1986 16

Well I guess he didn't quite, "quake" your world.

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lmaouloser 5

I dislike people who give actual advice, because that's why the OP put it up days ago minimum, they needed emergency advice on what to do. And he could have yelled nipple twister, I think that'd be worse.

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