Work: Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status...

By Camille - 14/07/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML

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By ohshat - 22/12/2009 18:05 - United States

Today, I was on Facebook chat with my boss, talking about holiday hours. I had to go to my doctor's appointment, so I said, "G2G, love you" accidentally. Not only did he say it back, but he also requested a relationship with me on Facebook. FML

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By Lukey1028 - 14/07/2015 01:07 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 01:24 - United States

Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML

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Snoopy

By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2010 16:13 - United States

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML

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By NinjaWafflesx - 15/12/2011 15:20 - United States

Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML

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By dumped - 01/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML

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Unfair

By Flaps - 27/11/2010 12:36 - United States

Today, my boss fired me for being on Facebook at work. He did it via a wall post on Facebook saying, "ur fired." Six of my friends liked this. FML

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Sneaky

By soso - 13/05/2012 21:26 - Sweden

Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML

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By Da Boss - 05/10/2016 01:19 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML

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Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:03

Is he hot? Wow, that's horrible of me to say.

SS99_fml 20

Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:05

You should get with him to teach your boyfriend a lesson.

Comments

FeedtheBrood 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 11:31

it's not hacking if you give them your password or leave the computer logged in.

bowiekahei 3

Wednesday 14 July 2010 11:46

...wow

schmi 1

Wednesday 14 July 2010 13:07

well what did you say :) haha

tupaclives187 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 13:43

just tell him you love him too and then steal all his money and elope with the husband you truly love

perdix 29

Wednesday 14 July 2010 13:54

You've got a slack-ass boyfriend who has time on his hands to play around with Facebook and pimp you out. On the other hand, a successful man loves you who has shown he can work hard and raise a family. It's a no-brainer: Go for the boss! You'll have a pre-made family without the pregnancies and the stretch marks! Hook your boyfriend up with the boss's wife as a consolation prize.

ACDCKISS73 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 14:05

when be finds out you don't love him, he'll probably fire you

zeebug 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 14:14

Your boyfriend is a real idiot for risking your job like that. Also, what guy would pimp his own girlfriend out like that? He must be really immature. You need to dump him and let your boss know it was a joke your ex-boyfriend played. If he tries to fire you, you could sue him.

joeinthedark 18

Wednesday 14 July 2010 15:44

Chill out. It was a joke that kinda backfired. I don't think it risked her job. In reality, the more stupid thing to do was to friend your boss. Work should be work and home should be home. No need for your colleagues and, more importantly, superiors to know what you do on your off time.

Nakedsquirrel 5

Wednesday 14 July 2010 14:29

So by "hacked your account" you mean he immediately figured out your retardedly simple password, such as his own name, right?

dacho 7

Wednesday 14 July 2010 15:52

YDI for having a lames-ass password.

birdmansangel 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 15:52

i cant believe some of you are suggesting she has an affair!

egc573 40

Wednesday 14 July 2010 23:51

Someone needs to take an extensive course in Sarcasm. As for the OP's problem, for some reason I was reminded of Mad Men. Talk about a nasty situation...