By Anonymous - 02/11/2015 19:25 - Germany - Herford

Today, my boyfriend had the choice of A) living alone gaming, or B) moving in with me, gaming in his own man-cave, lots of sex, and lots of pizza. He chose choice A. FML
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ohjoy15 33

Either he's just generally stupid or there has to be more to this story... Must be a reason for why he chose what he did.

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alvarny 17

he knew sex was going to be a huge obstacle in his path towards saving the world and online greatness. our maybe he just doesn't share pizza.

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Gorkiy 2

I think it's pizza. He's not moving much as is, and it'll make him even fatter.

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megity 0

You obviously dodged a bullet here-- be thankful!

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brendejafulable 41

well now you know its you, not him.

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bigdfootball97 24

Maybe he wants to wait until marriage D:

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TheSulkingDead 14

Read A and thought "Oh that's a easy choice." Then I read B and thought "This dude is a jackass"

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JKPwnage 27

Sometimes a guy just needs some time alone. Don't take it personally, but keep the offer open just in case.

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