By painfetish8021 - 17/09/2012 00:50 - United States - Winston Salem

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his parents. My boyfriend is Japanese, and I wanted to introduce myself in Japanese so I'd asked him. Little did I know he'd taught me how to say, "Hello, I love your son's cock." I almost got kicked out of their house. FML
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hol18 5

Lol! If your boyfriend actually taught you that, knowing how his parents would react, reevaluate your relationship.

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Thelnternet 7

^ because correcting a piece of text restores faith in humanity.

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Pleonasm 35

OP just got cockblocked by her boyfriend.

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alexhaz64 4

Clearly his **** shan't be getting any loving any time soon.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

You need a boyfriend upgrade. what he did was not cool? He's permanently put you in the doghouse with his parents. Doing that he obviously doesn't want a long term relationship or doesn't respect you or likes humiliating you.

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DisappearingRose 18

Watashi wa _____ desu.

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pixiebubz 26

Or if you want to be super polite, "(name) to mou shimasu"

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Gwyddone 29

Oh. Change boyfriend and let him explain this to this parents. This jerk obviously doesn't respect you...

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sillyyanks 24

Translate "hello i am" to Japanese translate.google.co.uk hello i am - こんにちは私は午前 (Kon'nichiwa watashi wa gozen) IT WAS THAT EASY! YDI!

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raphanne_fml 33

午前 means "morning"... You just said "Hello, I'm morning". I don't know how Google Translate does it sometimes...

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sillyyanks 24

Better than saying I love your sons dick haha

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Sealy_pup 2

I was confused too for a second there but once you break it down you can see how Google Translate got there. Where does "morning" come from? If "am" was taken to be A.M., as in time AM/PM and it becomes "morning" to be as natural as possible. Basically #71's fault for plugging half a sentence with no full stop into it.

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sillyyanks 24

I still blame google. Surely common phrases should be recognised, I mean isn't that how everybody tends to learn a foreign language anyway? You learn the grammar structure, then random words and common phrases.

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LittleGreenPaola 23

Probably a weird way to make you break up with him! Immature and coward.

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deequu 20

I'm thinking if you knew to post this, you could have looked up a translation website just to check.

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Mahendra1 9

Yeah, that would be super easy. If, y'know, it wasn't almost impossible to transcribe a sentence you've only heard verbally, has a very different pronunciation system to English and would be written in a different alphabet or a romanisation that would be pretty hard to guess. But yeah, FHL for being so dumb, right?!

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