Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend kept whining at me, asking why I wouldn't... - FML

By wish.was.single - 25/01/2012 18:33 - Canada

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend kept whining at me, asking why I wouldn't have sex with him, seemingly not caring that my parents were in the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 23:22 - United States

Spicy

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2022 02:00

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML

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By cmore - 11/03/2010 01:10 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished, seemingly angry. He stood there naked complaining for 15 minutes about how our sex sucked. Then he demanded that I dress him because "it's my fault his clothes were off in the first place". FML

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Hard to believe

By Anonymous - 02/01/2020 18:00

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Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML

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By Patricia - 01/10/2011 23:30 - United States

Spicy

Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML

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Orders

By belljars - 18/04/2014 02:27 - United States - Riverside

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and, in the heat of the moment, I cried out for him to go harder. He then had an exasperated expression on his face, and, in an adamantly offended tone, said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he left the room. FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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Not now!

By XxDiabolikalXx - 24/08/2010 07:30 - France

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Today, while having dinner, my boyfriend decided to tell everyone about our sex life. It wouldn't have been too bad except my father was sitting right next to me. My boyfriend's excuse was that he wanted to make my dad laugh. He didn't laugh. FML

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Cranky

By Passive ass aggressor - 08/04/2021 02:00

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend hasn’t asked for sex in a while, like months, and when I asked him about it he admitted that every day I shout at him, snap at him or act bitchy about anything not his fault, he has a wank and goes to sleep rather than bother asking me for sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Spicy

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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Bolter197 0

Thursday 26 January 2012 0:08

Don't date douchebags.

yankfan89 27

Thursday 26 January 2012 0:10

Don't sleep with him for a month for being a whiny bitch.

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AwkwardHaole808 16

Thursday 26 January 2012 7:51

He needs a reality check. You shouldn't act that way, especially in front of OP's parents. Have a little respect.

AugustBurnsToast 14

Thursday 26 January 2012 8:00

How inconsiderate is all I can say

blueyedoll 5

Thursday 26 January 2012 8:21

Break up time?

EarAcheMyEYE10 2

Thursday 26 January 2012 9:33

Really... in front of mom and dad... why doesn't he just ask for a foursome... what an idiot...just think about it... Hey Mrs. x ... do you and Pops here want to get naked with me and your daughter??... we got condoms!!! What a moron!!!

Cosmic_Horror 1

Thursday 26 January 2012 9:34

Whining for sex by itself is obnoxious as hell. This... DTMFA.

J9DeeZy 4

Thursday 26 January 2012 12:21

Might as well, then your parents could give you some pointers. Such as, why are you dating this high ranking douchebag?

Maxgolub 13

Thursday 26 January 2012 12:37

Your boyfriend is an asshole

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 26 January 2012 15:11

So you'll be attending his funeral, right?

standabsolved 3

Thursday 26 January 2012 15:53

haha too funny

EvanRL 0

Thursday 26 January 2012 16:18

You deserve it for choosing to date a complete douche

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Today, I had to finally accept that no amount of communication, directions, or diagrams will make my otherwise great boyfriend good at sex. When he's on top, he thrusts like the tin man with no oil. When I'm on top, he lays there like a sedated mattress. He refuses to try anything new. FML

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Today, I was talking to my girlfriend when she said, "Babe, I'm not trying to be rude but your cum tastes horrible." I didn't know how to respond so I said, "Okay." Apparently, me saying that means i won't try to make my cum taste better, which I can "definitely do", and now she's mad at me. FML

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Today, my little brother played my phone, and then accidentally sent a nude photo of mine to our step-dad, and now I have to spend all day with him and my mom on a road trip. FML

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Today, after my partner of two years broke up with me, I decided to have a heart to heart with my mother about it. Her advice was to clean the house. I asked how that would make me feel better. She said that she wasn't sure, but at least the house would be clean. FML

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Today, I gave blood. He sneezed while he stuck the needle in my arm. FML

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Today, a little girl at work was coloring a picture that said "Best Dad" on it. Wanting to be nice I asked her if she was making it for her dad for father's day. She looked at me with a sad face and said, "I don't have a dad..." FML

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Today, my four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into my crotch. Then he pulled it out and said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of my entire class. FML

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Today, I noticed the woman I've been sleeping with for over 2 years never lets me see her naked during sex. I confronted her about it and she replied, "I don't care if you see me naked. I was just leaving the lights off the whole time so I don't have to see you naked." FML

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