Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend kept whining at me, asking why I wouldn't...

By wish.was.single - 25/01/2012 18:33 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend kept whining at me, asking why I wouldn't have sex with him, seemingly not caring that my parents were in the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2022 02:00

Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML

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By cmore - 11/03/2010 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished, seemingly angry. He stood there naked complaining for 15 minutes about how our sex sucked. Then he demanded that I dress him because "it's my fault his clothes were off in the first place". FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2020 18:00

Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML

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By Patricia - 01/10/2011 23:30 - United States

Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML

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By belljars - 18/04/2014 02:27 - United States - Riverside

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and, in the heat of the moment, I cried out for him to go harder. He then had an exasperated expression on his face, and, in an adamantly offended tone, said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he left the room. FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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Not now!

By XxDiabolikalXx - 24/08/2010 07:30 - France

Today, while having dinner, my boyfriend decided to tell everyone about our sex life. It wouldn't have been too bad except my father was sitting right next to me. My boyfriend's excuse was that he wanted to make my dad laugh. He didn't laugh. FML

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By Passive ass aggressor - 08/04/2021 02:00

Today, my boyfriend hasn’t asked for sex in a while, like months, and when I asked him about it he admitted that every day I shout at him, snap at him or act bitchy about anything not his fault, he has a wank and goes to sleep rather than bother asking me for sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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Thursday 26 January 2012 0:08

Don't date douchebags.

yankfan89 27

Thursday 26 January 2012 0:10

Don't sleep with him for a month for being a whiny bitch.

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Steve95401 49

Thursday 26 January 2012 3:15

And you remain with him because... ?

Courtney_Sanders 6

Thursday 26 January 2012 4:25

That has got to be the most disrespectful thing I have ever heard of. I really hope dumped him after that!

erica578 0

Thursday 26 January 2012 4:28

Ya cuz that's so smart

hhmmllcc 0

Thursday 26 January 2012 4:37

sounds like an immature teenage boy to me. I would say leave him. I'm sure you can do much better

kaiena347 0

Thursday 26 January 2012 5:30

awkward silence i bet.

cvillechicklet 0

Thursday 26 January 2012 5:40

Do it anyways

miZscrZee 0

Thursday 26 January 2012 6:07

Just shows he has NO RESPECT for your parents../:

Dracoboxer357 35

Thursday 26 January 2012 7:55

^ Or for her, or even himself. :p

georgiachick2012 0

Thursday 26 January 2012 6:14

Lose this loser. He obviously has no respect for you or your family unless he was joking around but i doubt it

CudIEpie 0

Thursday 26 January 2012 7:45

Quickie in the closet?

TDV 2

Thursday 26 January 2012 7:47

The Romans watched birds for signs from the Gods. Clearly that is a sign.

AwkwardHaole808 16

Thursday 26 January 2012 7:53

I think your posting on the wrong FML. Forgive me if I'm wrong.

Dracoboxer357 35

Thursday 26 January 2012 7:57

I think what TDV was saying was that if there ever was a sign for leaving her immature boyfriend, that would be it. :)

AwkwardHaole808 16

Thursday 26 January 2012 8:03

Oh, that fits also. Sorry.

CRC_101 31

Thursday 26 January 2012 14:30

It would be beyond epic for the other FML though! :D

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