Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend kept whining at me, asking why I wouldn't... - FML

By wish.was.single - 25/01/2012 18:33 - Canada

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend kept whining at me, asking why I wouldn't have sex with him, seemingly not caring that my parents were in the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 23:22 - United States

Spicy

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2022 02:00

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML

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By cmore - 11/03/2010 01:10 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished, seemingly angry. He stood there naked complaining for 15 minutes about how our sex sucked. Then he demanded that I dress him because "it's my fault his clothes were off in the first place". FML

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Hard to believe

By Anonymous - 02/01/2020 18:00

Spicy

Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML

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By Patricia - 01/10/2011 23:30 - United States

Spicy

Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML

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By belljars - 18/04/2014 02:27 - United States - Riverside

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and, in the heat of the moment, I cried out for him to go harder. He then had an exasperated expression on his face, and, in an adamantly offended tone, said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he left the room. FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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Not now!

By XxDiabolikalXx - 24/08/2010 07:30 - France

Spicy

Today, while having dinner, my boyfriend decided to tell everyone about our sex life. It wouldn't have been too bad except my father was sitting right next to me. My boyfriend's excuse was that he wanted to make my dad laugh. He didn't laugh. FML

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Cranky

By Passive ass aggressor - 08/04/2021 02:00

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend hasn’t asked for sex in a while, like months, and when I asked him about it he admitted that every day I shout at him, snap at him or act bitchy about anything not his fault, he has a wank and goes to sleep rather than bother asking me for sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Spicy

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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Top comments

Bolter197 0

Thursday 26 January 2012 0:08

Don't date douchebags.

yankfan89 27

Thursday 26 January 2012 0:10

Don't sleep with him for a month for being a whiny bitch.

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AzWolf 5

Thursday 26 January 2012 1:47

I'm sure you deserve better. Dump his sorry ass! He's an idiot.

euamo 0

Thursday 26 January 2012 1:58

What a keeper!

Maddisonfaye 0

Thursday 26 January 2012 2:01

My parents would never let that guy in our house again! And rightfully so.. You deserve someone with a bit more brains :p

tylerryder 4

Thursday 26 January 2012 2:31

Sorry but I don't like guys who bitch about stuff constantly, I hate guys who constantly bitch for sex!!

rahrah765765 11

Thursday 26 January 2012 12:18

How many times has a guy asked you for sex?

UsernameHere234 13

Thursday 26 January 2012 2:31

He's a douche for doing that but I gotta hand it to him as well, good method of persuasion.

surfnshred 2

Thursday 26 January 2012 2:36

Anyone say orgy

FrankHotpants 31

Thursday 26 January 2012 3:04

Just because he asked for sex doesn't mean he wanted it right there.

hhmmllcc 0

Thursday 26 January 2012 4:38

He clearly did want it then if he kept asking.

Courtney_Sanders 6

Thursday 26 January 2012 5:52

The messed up part of the FML was that he was whining and begging for it, right in front of her parents. It doesn't matter if he wanted it right then or even later. It was completely disrespectful for him to act that way. It's disgusting that anyone would think it was acceptable to do anything like that.

Dracoboxer357 35

Thursday 26 January 2012 7:53

116- Agreed. That type of behavior is pathetic. :p

pussapian 3

Thursday 26 January 2012 3:06

Fulfill your wish... ? Break up with your BF, u deserve better...

nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2

Thursday 26 January 2012 3:09

He must REALLY want some sex.

crystal457 0

Thursday 26 January 2012 3:09

Should of socked him lol

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