By wish.was.single - 25/01/2012 18:33 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend kept whining at me, asking why I wouldn't have sex with him, seemingly not caring that my parents were in the room. FML
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yankfan89 27

Don't sleep with him for a month for being a whiny bitch.

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psuedodragon 23

OP, I think it's time to act upon the wish you used as your name...

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chili10 18

Did I write this? Because this same thing happened yesterday. Apparently no means "please keep asking because maybe once I'm in a boiling rage I'll change my mind."

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NUKE5011 1

Someone doesn't know the meaning of seemingly

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maphineRAWRS 10

Why do people do that?! Don't they feel weird around the parents with that sort of thing? Don't people have respect for boundarys anymore?!

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hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14

It's disgusting! I was working the other day and a girl no older than 12 came in with her mom. Then came her boyfriend and they made out the entire time her mother was ordering. It made my skin crawl.

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SpencerAlsey 2

You're hella cute

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CaptainPickles72 18

I don't understand how any guy can have sex with a girl who kept saying no. (I'm not talking about rape, I'm talking about if the girl actually broke down and screwed the dude) I mean, if I asked my girlfriend to have sex, or started trying to get her in the mood, and she says no, I'll stop! If she did end up having sex with me after saying no many times, I'd feel like she'd only be doing it to shut me up, and that she wasn't really enjoying it...

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Courtney_Sanders 6

There needs to be more men like you in the world.

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melibear89 7

Men like you are few are far between. Why can't there be more respectful guys like you?

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RedPillSucks 31

There are lots of guys like this. Unfortunately, they don't get girlfriends because girls like to go after the "bad boys".

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Devin91 20

That's extremely awkward don't date 13 year olds.

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Courtney_Sanders 6

It's not only 13 year olds that do things like that. Men/boys of all ages do it.

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phantumgrey 6

Why exactly are you not putting out?! He should dump you

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Colonel_Lexi 18

I hope you don't have a mate, 64.

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IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

Well said, 66.

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nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2

Wowww… you're a desperate douchebag. Relationships aren't purely for sex, asswipe. I hope you die alone.

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monkiki62 5

Yeah u better guard ur nuts. ( his pro pic ). U meet a girl and say that and ur boys will be the first to go.

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Dracoboxer357 35

64- Allow me to attempt to answer your question with a possibility: Perhaps she's not his personal *****-on-command? Maybe OP's an actual person and not just a piece of meat he purchased off the slave market? Or maybe she desires to date people for an equal relationship that isn't solely based around sex? If none of these possibilities occurred to you and you weren't being sarcastic, I pity any woman foolish enough to date you, since your comment suggests you don't want an actual relationship, you wish to own a pet. I sincerely hope I am mistaken and have misjudged you too quickly, my friend. :(

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