Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend kept whining at me, asking why I wouldn't...

By wish.was.single - 25/01/2012 18:33 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend kept whining at me, asking why I wouldn't have sex with him, seemingly not caring that my parents were in the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2022 02:00

Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML

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By cmore - 11/03/2010 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished, seemingly angry. He stood there naked complaining for 15 minutes about how our sex sucked. Then he demanded that I dress him because "it's my fault his clothes were off in the first place". FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2020 18:00

Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML

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By Patricia - 01/10/2011 23:30 - United States

Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML

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By belljars - 18/04/2014 02:27 - United States - Riverside

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and, in the heat of the moment, I cried out for him to go harder. He then had an exasperated expression on his face, and, in an adamantly offended tone, said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he left the room. FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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By XxDiabolikalXx - 24/08/2010 07:30 - France

Today, while having dinner, my boyfriend decided to tell everyone about our sex life. It wouldn't have been too bad except my father was sitting right next to me. My boyfriend's excuse was that he wanted to make my dad laugh. He didn't laugh. FML

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By Passive ass aggressor - 08/04/2021 02:00

Today, my boyfriend hasn’t asked for sex in a while, like months, and when I asked him about it he admitted that every day I shout at him, snap at him or act bitchy about anything not his fault, he has a wank and goes to sleep rather than bother asking me for sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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Thursday 26 January 2012 0:08

Don't date douchebags.

yankfan89 27

Thursday 26 January 2012 0:10

Don't sleep with him for a month for being a whiny bitch.

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missnuthin 10

Thursday 26 January 2012 19:02

if you wish you were single, the dump him. dur. he's obviously childish, self-centered and a jerk. get rid of him, and fast!

kalbrek009 20

Thursday 26 January 2012 19:17

Wow, next time say aloud "I don't sleep with whiny children" & "considered yourself dumped if you're gonna act like one"

IBelongToJeebus 0

Thursday 26 January 2012 19:55

Gets it from his Dad.

Creamette 2

Thursday 26 January 2012 21:15

Well at least your parents know you're not having sex.

alexchin 0

Thursday 26 January 2012 21:45

Disrespectful to your parents and to your decision. Just dump him.

chels1994 11

Thursday 26 January 2012 22:21

That's just disrespectful towards your parents. I hate people like that.

xxTanKxx2009 2

Friday 27 January 2012 0:10

what is done in secret will one day come out to the open

A7x4REVer 3

Friday 27 January 2012 0:32

Why was he whining in the first place? If you don't want to, then tell him no or dump him, if he wants it that bad he can get a hooker

issiackemp 9

Friday 27 January 2012 0:35

Thats f**ked up

matthewdiv02 6

Friday 27 January 2012 20:37

I agree!!!

dwreckedhit 3

Friday 27 January 2012 1:44

Maybe if you had sex with him more often, this wouldn't have happened.

chels1994 11

Saturday 28 January 2012 3:53

Maybe if he wasn't disrespectful and ignorant this wouldn't have happened :)

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