By Anonymous - 31/01/2013 07:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 5 years decided to buy a $2500 taxidermied wolf on eBay. This is the same guy who refuses to get engaged because it would "cost too much right now." FML
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ViviMage 38

This man does not have priorities straight! Think before you marry him. He seems to be blowing you off if he bought a dead stuffed wolf.

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serge25 4

For a second I thought he had bought a LIVING stuffed wolf. My bad there....

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Ayanpatel95 7

I think he is trying to avoid the engagement

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reborndarkangel 9

let him enjoy his life before he gets into any commitments

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BigSexy123 11

He can enjoy it after he gets engaged too. He just can't be a total idiot like he is here.

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DanielleinDC 33

Oh, he's using that as an excuse. The truth is he doesn't want to get married or, possibly, doesn't want to get married to you. If you're like me and would rather not share living quarters with a dead wolf, you can always cut your losses and try to find a boyfriend who's less afraid of commitment after a few years.

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rattusrattus 18

I have nothing to say about this FML besides the fact that I really, really want a taxidermy wolf now.

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Enslaved 36

Personally, I would prefer a Jackalope! (:

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kingsian 15

Maybe it cost to much to get married to you. It's cheaper divorcing the wolf.

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xmaximusx 12

Marriage just isn't a good investment these days

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TheNewGuy03 28

If the two aren't meant for each other, then perhaps.

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