By hrtbrkn - 16/07/2009 13:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a year broke up with me because "God told him to." What God didn't tell him was that I would check his e-mail and find all the e-mails to and from his new girlfriend. FML
I agree, your life sucks 51 323
You deserved it 6 215

Same thing different taste

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Typical, using religion as an excuse for dirty work.

OmgItsAnaBeatriz 0

That's a Really Lame Excuse From Him =(

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balanceMMX 0

I clicked YDI simply because you are, as #2 eloquently described, a "snoopy bitch." He prolly found a new girl because you were always paranoid about stuff.

That's why he dumped you, you stupid bitch. Because you would do something like read his emails. Got what was coming to you

peepo 0

That's messed up: But one time my sister wondered if she should stay with her boyfriend or not so she prayed and said, have two birds pass by my window if I should break up with him and one if we should stay. When she finished a huge amount of birds passed by her window and then all of them flew away except for two. True story.

jackiexbby 0

lmao. god told him tooo lmfao it's messed up, but my god that is too funny

That guy is such a religious douchebag. You deserve to break up with him and find someone who isn't extremely religious like that idiot and is much better.

dancewithme87 0

My ex boyfriend did pretty much the same thing. He said that he couldn't be with me and serve god. So, I COMPLETLY get what your saying.

haha my boyfriend did that too. "I don't think God wants us to be together." "Why do you think that?" "You shouldn't ask questions like that, but maybe it's because he told me." you're not alone haha.

you stupid ****, maybe God told him his bitch ass needs to choose, and so he did...

brilliantbarbie 0

Ohhhh look whos testy!!! Would YOU be the alleged God speaking cheating boyfriend?? God didnt tell him SHIT, like "GOD" would chose this ass hole to reveal Himself to?? Come on now, lets be serious. even IF god told him to choose, he shouldnt have been dating 2 girls at the same time, and if he was going to, maybe he should have been a little wiser with his cheating. Your an ass hole.

I've seen a lot of these "God this, God that" FMLs lately. By far, my favorite response to the one where the lesbian girl's mother said that lesbians were disliked by God and were evil sinners of the ranks underworld was "Isn't your mother too old to have an imaginary friend?" That may not similarly apply here, but nonetheless, your ex-boyfriend sounds dumb and out of good excuses.

God doesn't speak to us, it doesn't care. Christians need to get off their high horse and stop trying to convert people. The only reason most people follow that religion is because they are scared into it.