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Same thing different taste
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more like the 'god' in his pants told him to lol
The FML is him cheating on you. But you didn't seem to mind that... so maybe the FML was him dumping you, but you don't seem to mind that either... He's a douche that used a very lame excuse to dump you, gee what a surprize. You must have pretty low self esteem as well as low expectations. Do the right thing now and tell the new g/f. Or God will get you.
lame excuse but no reason to snoop his email. maybe he'd reasons that are good for wanting another if you're like that and he hoped that reason would have you just leaving him alone.
By the way she worded the post, it seems like she never check his e-mail before that. She would have noticed the e-mails a long time ago. She probably just thought that something was wrong with his reason to break up (which is really lame), and wanted to know the truth. If she's getting dumped on her ass I think that she deserves to know the real reason why.
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Indeed, FYL.
Hey i know how that feels. It just recently happened to me and my boyfriend (now my ex) kept saying that he wasn't lying to me but I knew the whole truth because he forgot I knew his password to his e-mail and I was checking it.
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Typical, using religion as an excuse for dirty work.
That's a Really Lame Excuse From Him =(