By hrtbrkn - 16/07/2009 13:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a year broke up with me because "God told him to." What God didn't tell him was that I would check his e-mail and find all the e-mails to and from his new girlfriend. FML
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farmgirl 3

Typical, using religion as an excuse for dirty work.

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OmgItsAnaBeatriz 0

That's a Really Lame Excuse From Him =(

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Uconnrunner 0

well that DOES suck....but you have to admit that you are kinda psycho for spying on him like that too.

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midwestjerk 0

In the end, I suggest finding him and slitting his throat. Nice, quick, bloody.

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midwestjerk 0

Once someone cheats, they lose all rights to privacy.

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enuff_crying 0

Once someone is cheating and still in the relationship, they have no rights to privacy. But it sounds like the OP was spying on his emails after the break up, which makes her a nosy bitch with no right to look at his emails.

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anb8503 0

LOL!! F his L! He's the stupid idiot that used God as an excuse! You're obviously better off without him!

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bipolaradhdfml 0

Hello? If you know your bf/gf's e-mail and you got dumped "because got told them too" you wouldn't be the tiniest bit suspicious? And OP - You should send him a long message about his assistance in your faith, giving a name to God so you can better worship Him(Her?). Just for ***** and giggles.

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raiderh808 0

God also didn't tell you that you're now a cyber-criminal and if he wanted he could get the FBI to show up at your doorstep lol. 2 wrongs don't make a right.

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spazytazy89 0

Don't listen to any of the negitive comments! Just remember once a cheater always a cheater so your better off without him, been there, done it and i no how you feel! As for going through his emails tell me someone who hasn't gone through there partners phone or computer or emails or personal belongings ect just once! whether or not you have permission! Yeh it maybe invasion of privacy or some other crap but once he's cheated on you he has no right to anything i say! 'God told him to break up with you' PPFFTTT ok he might have beliefs but seriously how dumb does he think you are?

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Uconnrunner 0

I appreciate that all the women are teaming up saying it's just. By LAW it isn't, but I Would like to send a message to all women. STOP BEING ******* PSYCHOTIC!

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kimono_fml 17

How about learning the definition of psychotic first, and that means not using the word so loosely. What, is this the age of abusing the words "psychotic" and "literally?" Go back to middle school, people

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BAMFCoupleBandC 0

Not stalker at all. Her boyfriend is psycho. Be a man you dumbass.

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