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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 06:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me several flowers and chocolate boxes to my office. It ends up that he cheated on me with my sister and tried to break the news to me after all the presents he sent. I thought he actually remembered our anniversary this year. FML
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aback 4

Your anniversary gift was him letting you know he's not worth wasting any more of your life over.

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voveraite 7

Failing troll can't spell. /end grammar Nazi

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aback 4

Your anniversary gift was him letting you know he's not worth wasting any more of your life over.

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plexico 3

Damn him for forgetting your anniversary! It should be so easy because is it a week before the anniversary of when he started ******* your sister. Dummy.

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Intoxicunt 5

Lol. By the way, the "plexico, have my babies" club has three members! Hahahaha. Just thought you should know! :-D

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plexico 3

That's good to know because I was just trying to auction off my testicles on eBay. I just cancel that then.

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Intoxicunt 5

Oh... I thought you said your wife owned those? Coat them in fake gold and up the price.

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plexico 3

She does but she hardly uses them. They were just taking up space so I was thinking of getting rid of them. They are now tingling with the prospect of being used for their intended purpose instead of being sold to fund my next iPod.

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Intoxicunt 5

Well, I'm glad to know I have been a part of the cause of your balls tingling. If she's barely going to use them, someone else is going to have to pick up the slack! Although, if I were you, I'd prefer the iPod.

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_THE_MASTER_ 0

yah, so that when they start dating, he can cheat on her with someone else...and if he has a brother, consider doin it with him before you break up, if you havent already.

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ozymandias_fml 0

how do you have an anniversary if you are only dating?

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whistlestop 0

they've been dating for three years, i think they can have anniversaries, seeing as the date they started dating returns every year

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ozymandias_fml 0

People keep track of shit like that? Is it the day you met? the day you asked them out on the first date (before you were going out?) when you asked them out? the first date after you became a couple?

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someone2love 0

My fiancee and I remember the day we met, the day we became an item, and the day he proposed. He tells me every month on the day we became 'official' HAPPY ANNIVERSARY. Some guys just don't know what it takes to please a typical woman ;) and some women don't realize that not every man is going to give them exactly what they want!! I'm the lucky one!

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someone2love 0

My fiancee and I remember the day we met, the day we became an item, and the day he proposed. He tells me every month on the day we became 'official' HAPPY ANNIVERSARY. Some guys just don't know what it takes to please a typical woman ;) and some women don't realize that not every man is going to give them exactly what they want!! I'm the lucky one!

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ozymandias_fml 0

That actually sounds disturbing. My wife and I dated 6 years before we got married, and the best we ever could guess was we started dating in a November.. We went out a few times before that, and met each other a few years and were friends pretty much the whole time. I can't imagine remembering all these minor dates. I have better things to use brain-power for.

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Puolukka 4

I'm just as disturbing then ;) I met my husband May 12th 2006, started dating him May 30th 2006, we moved in together in December 2006, he proposed on August 22nd, 2007, and we got married on March 28th, 2008 :P I don't even have it written down, I just know...however I don't care if he does though except for the actual wedding anniversary and an estimate of how many years we've been together, but not the exact date for that.*lol*

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dc18_fml 0

EWW! What an ass! Dump him! and kick your sisters ass!! I'm sorry though. If he doesnt remember your aniversery he's screwed up anyways

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plexico 3

So when you get married, is your sister going to be the Made of Honor?

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plexico 3

I purposely misspelled "Maid" as "Made" because it is a slang term meaning "had sex with." Too obscure?

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