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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 06:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me several flowers and chocolate boxes to my office. It ends up that he cheated on me with my sister and tried to break the news to me after all the presents he sent. I thought he actually remembered our anniversary this year. FML

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By brokenhearted - 05/12/2012 11:29 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my boyfriend sent me so many nice texts that he made me fall in love with him that little bit more. It turns out he was sweetening me up before telling me he cheated on me the night before. FML

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By Godwhy - 17/09/2018 14:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend of 7 years has been cheating on me with my friend's 18-year-old sister, took her on the vacation we planned, and will be starting with my company next week. FML

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Sourcandy86 0

Friday 11 September 2009 16:10

Send him anthrax

aback 4

Friday 11 September 2009 17:15

Your anniversary gift was him letting you know he's not worth wasting any more of your life over.

Comments

TipYourHooker 5

Sunday 28 August 2011 8:37

To everyone that keeps saying he forgot their anniversary..nowhere in the post does it say he forgot. All it says is that she thought the flowers and candy were for their anniversary. Being that he decided to tell her he was cheating on her, it would be sort of riciculous to buy her an anniversary gift. That doesn't necessarily mean he didn't remember.

Didosb 9

Friday 22 June 2012 15:54

Read it again, it clearly says "i thought he actually remembered our anniversary this year". Read before you rant.

TipYourHooker 5

Sunday 28 August 2011 8:40

Also, am I the only one who is tired of the people who think they're funny for saying, "YDI, (some stupid reason why)!" Not funny, just plain dumb. OP- Your sister is disgusting. That's all I can say, just downright disgusting.