Love: Today, my boyfriend pointed out that the water bill is getting...

By LonelyShowers - 04/07/2012 05:36 - United States - Mission Hills

Today, my boyfriend pointed out that the water bill is getting kind of high. I suggested that we shower together to save water. He said he'd rather deal with the high water bill. FML

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By jshibbz0993 - 23/11/2011 15:16 - United States

Today, I was complaining to my boyfriend about our excessive water bill. He then says, "Don't look at me, I don't even shower." FML

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You deserved it 6 095

By rattledwife666 - 21/01/2017 14:00

Today, when I asked my husband to join me in the shower to "save water", he said, "Let the environment suffer, not me." FML

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You deserved it 969

By OhBoy - 05/08/2013 19:10 - United States - Lake Saint Louis

Today, I realized why my water bill has gone down so much. My 16 year old daughter now only feels it necessary to shower whenever her boyfriend is going to come over. FML

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You deserved it 5 271

By Georgia - 13/05/2011 01:02

Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML

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You deserved it 6 063

Big Baby

By Anonymous - 12/04/2021 00:30

Today, I flushed the toilet while my boyfriend was showering. He responded by throwing a huge fit, saying how if he “gets a cold” from being “forced” to shower in cold water, I’m gonna “have to stay home and take care of him until he’s better.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 089

You deserved it 310

By uuuuugh - 21/01/2010 10:47 - United States

Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 125

You deserved it 7 582

By parched - 02/11/2009 17:30 - United States

Today, the city shut off the water at my house because my roommate thought that the water bills he had been hoarding were "suggestions." FML

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You deserved it 3 271

Savings

By someone who is depressed - 19/01/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, I've found that the water bill has been much lower than usual as of late. I then realized that this is because I'm so depressed and hardly get out at all, that I've stopped showering or even taking care of myself in general. Who do I have to impress, anyway? FML

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You deserved it 230

One rule for thee…

By logic - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I was asked by my live-in landlord not to put too much water in the kettle because it made the utility bills too high. This is the same woman who takes daily baths. FML

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You deserved it 2 291

By Shelby - 14/08/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

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You deserved it 231

zoPwNAgEzo 21

Wednesday 4 July 2012 12:15

I think he's hiding something from you

Keevarou 17

Wednesday 4 July 2012 13:13

Why do you imply that he's gay or sexually confused? He may either not see his girlfriend attractive, or he needs some privacy and a place he can be alone, or he may be shy and not liking the thought of cleaning himself near the significant other, or maybe. Just maybe it's not his thing to shower with other people. Or the shower may be barely large enough for two people and it would be more of a hassle trying to fit Is there anything special showering with your gf anyway? It's just a regular shower anyway

Comments

cowgirll2828 3

Thursday 5 July 2012 6:38

Well he's either gay or doesn't find you attractive.. Either way he's not telling you something and your life sucks

babalooisbabaloo 5

Thursday 5 July 2012 8:58

The username says it all

woahthatspink 0

Thursday 5 July 2012 9:02

BREAKING NEWS: your sisters a *****

hanna1222 4

Thursday 5 July 2012 10:19

And you stay with him why? SMH

pdp_fml 21

Thursday 5 July 2012 11:38

Shower sex is the bomb. Maybe if you gave him some special "extra bonus sex" , he might agree to shower together. I hope that helps.

makaila168_fml 8

Thursday 5 July 2012 15:57

Wow what a dick. Showering together saves water and is fun.

graphicstyle7 17

Thursday 5 July 2012 16:48

If he's treating you like you are undesirable now... it's not going to get any better later. Sure, maybe he just likes being alone when he takes a shower, but he could of been nicer, a lot nicer. DUMP HIM.

Scott411 9

Thursday 5 July 2012 18:12

Unless you're doing something sexual, sharing a shower isn't any fun. Taking turns in the water sucks.

yolo20 0

Thursday 5 July 2012 22:14

Maybe u need at shave ??or take more care of ur self!!

tehLulzbringer 3

Friday 6 July 2012 6:07

I would say the same thing, you'd both have to shower if only one of you wants to shower, and how the hell do you even get yourself clean when there's someone else in the shower with you?