Love: Today, my boyfriend proposed: he told me the feeling he gets...

By Anonymous - 25/01/2014 15:43 - United States - South Salem

Today, my boyfriend proposed: he told me the feeling he gets from being in love with me is the best feeling in the world, even better than the feeling he gets when he poops. FML

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By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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By ordinaryday - 22/05/2012 12:21 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I reached a new level of commitment in my relationship with my boyfriend. This happened when he pooped on the side of the road beside my truck, while talking and making eye contact with me while wiping. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2009 11:05 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend of over a year finally told me he loved me. This revelation was quickly followed by "at least, I think this is how people feel when they say that." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2013 16:04 - Canada - Richmond

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box. He said he wanted to know what it felt like for the cat. FML

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By iheartmorons - 14/01/2012 14:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend told me that he feels empty inside when I'm not in the kitchen. This is the most romantic thing he has said to me in the past two years. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2017 16:00 - United States - Rochester

Today, as I listened to the guy I've been seeing pour his heart out to me, all I could think about was how much I needed to poop. FML

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By ahhhboys - 27/11/2010 19:12 - Romania

Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2014 02:16 - Australia - Notting Hill

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML

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By Maddii1112 - 10/08/2016 19:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he loved me for the first time in a way I'll never forget. In fact, his exact words were, "You're not the only one that I love." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2010 16:19 - United States

Today, this girl I like just told me a funny story about her pooping adventures. We shared a laugh and she told me "I could never say that to my boyfriend, but I can to you. I don't know, it's like the uglier the boy, the more comfortable I am with him." FML

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killuhand 12

Saturday 25 January 2014 19:51

now that's love.

ThirstyGrunt 6

Saturday 25 January 2014 19:51

Not really something to be upset about, lady.

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Xotoolyxo 16

Monday 27 January 2014 22:29

Straight from the heart...or butt

AHSBaseballkid3 10

Tuesday 28 January 2014 2:36

Hey thats pretty special

Shnikkeroo 2

Tuesday 28 January 2014 11:02

I'd take that over one of those "I love you more than anything in the world blah blah world peace" love confessions any day!

alexnoyle 12

Tuesday 28 January 2014 15:40

Did you say yes?

dreishot 1

Tuesday 28 January 2014 20:07

That's as "original" as it gets!!!

VixieRattler 9

Wednesday 29 January 2014 20:19

It's honestly a better analogy than the friendship is like peeing yourself. Keep HIM!

eemilyyy 4

Friday 31 January 2014 5:19

Marry that man

MrBrightsidexvi 6

Friday 7 February 2014 8:41

Have you ever taken a huge dump? the feeling you get after is up there with love.

darkfireflame 15

Saturday 15 February 2014 15:59

Hey take it as it is. He loves you. And love beats a good shit any day.

time4menu 3

Thursday 27 February 2014 19:40

Something mine would do!

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