Love: Today, my boyfriend proposed: he told me the feeling he gets...

By Anonymous - 25/01/2014 15:43 - United States - South Salem

Today, my boyfriend proposed: he told me the feeling he gets from being in love with me is the best feeling in the world, even better than the feeling he gets when he poops. FML

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By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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By ordinaryday - 22/05/2012 12:21 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I reached a new level of commitment in my relationship with my boyfriend. This happened when he pooped on the side of the road beside my truck, while talking and making eye contact with me while wiping. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2009 11:05 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend of over a year finally told me he loved me. This revelation was quickly followed by "at least, I think this is how people feel when they say that." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2013 16:04 - Canada - Richmond

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box. He said he wanted to know what it felt like for the cat. FML

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By iheartmorons - 14/01/2012 14:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend told me that he feels empty inside when I'm not in the kitchen. This is the most romantic thing he has said to me in the past two years. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2017 16:00 - United States - Rochester

Today, as I listened to the guy I've been seeing pour his heart out to me, all I could think about was how much I needed to poop. FML

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By ahhhboys - 27/11/2010 19:12 - Romania

Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2014 02:16 - Australia - Notting Hill

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML

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By Maddii1112 - 10/08/2016 19:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he loved me for the first time in a way I'll never forget. In fact, his exact words were, "You're not the only one that I love." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2010 16:19 - United States

Today, this girl I like just told me a funny story about her pooping adventures. We shared a laugh and she told me "I could never say that to my boyfriend, but I can to you. I don't know, it's like the uglier the boy, the more comfortable I am with him." FML

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killuhand 12

Saturday 25 January 2014 19:51

now that's love.

ThirstyGrunt 6

Saturday 25 January 2014 19:51

Not really something to be upset about, lady.

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afwritoes 14

Sunday 26 January 2014 4:55

Frankly, that's actually cute.

commandercolbert 6

Sunday 26 January 2014 5:23

wow.. this actually got published on fml? they really lowered standards for this site. big deal lady. he proposed what more do u want?

The_Hula_Monster 10

Sunday 26 January 2014 5:29

He's a keeper

frenchiegirl1 6

Sunday 26 January 2014 6:12

Be happy that he thinks You're the shit!

cornyrob 33

Sunday 26 January 2014 6:29

I guess he likes the feeling of something in his butt.

maggiefox 25

Sunday 26 January 2014 6:33

That's how I want my marriage proposal!

tvwrestler98 14

Sunday 26 January 2014 8:22

how is this an FML? That's pretty funny tbh.

stupidbox 9

Sunday 26 January 2014 9:42

so romantic :')

it__happens 17

Sunday 26 January 2014 9:57

I was talking to my friend and he said it was actually really relaxing to poop... Wow

krazymeatball77 7

Sunday 26 January 2014 10:13

Oh he bought me a diamond ring and told me he loves me more than anything FML.

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