Love: Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly,...

By storyofmylife - 23/02/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML

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By I Feel Horrible - 20/07/2014 17:59 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, intending to break up with him. Instead, I was greeted by his whole family throwing me a surprise party. I had to sit and listen to his whole family talk about what a great couple we are and how we're going to last forever. FML

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By anonymous - 26/06/2016 03:50 - United States - Knoxville

Today, my boyfriend invited me over to his house. I was planning on breaking up with him while at his house. Turns out, it was a proposal party. I'm now engaged because it would've been rude to say no in front of his family that had flown in. FML

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By Stuck - 15/07/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML

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By hh. - 05/12/2014 21:13 - United States - Clear Lake

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to break up with him. When I got there, I got sent on a scavenger hunt that ended with him proposing to me. FML

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Surprise!

By Anonymous - 26/02/2022 21:00 - United Kingdom - Truro

Today, I'd been getting ready to hear my boyfriend's proposal, as his friends had told me he'd talked to them about planning it. He showed up at my house out of the blue… to tell me he's breaking up with me, only to find out he proposed to his ex hours later. FML

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By Toloveornottolove - 12/06/2016 16:08 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML

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Wrong end of the stick

By Matt - 03/06/2012 14:21 - Australia - Tyabb

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to break up with her. It was a hard decision and both of us became quite emotionally overwhelmed at the time. We began to hug as a final goodbye, then her mum burst in the room and yelled, "HE FINALLY PROPOSED!" FML

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By wtactualfuck :( - 24/10/2012 21:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went to ask my dad for my hand in marriage. All I could make out from the door was mumbling, until profanities started flying. My boyfriend shouted "well she's a SINGLE bitch now!" and stormed out of the house. My dad still refuses to tell me what happened in there. FML

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By ihateguys - 26/09/2014 19:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML

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By jerk_ex_boyfriend - 21/04/2013 13:33 - United States - Narberth

Today, I overheard my boyfriend talking to his mom about me. It sounded like they were planning something for me, like a marriage. They were planning how to break up with me. FML

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Thursday 24 February 2011 7:16

Before you marry into this family, you should have a frank discussion with your fiancé and let him know that you expect him to stand up for you to his mother - and anyone else - who would say disparaging things about you. Since his mother has been identified as a potential problem, he should speak with her in private ASAP to inform her that he didn't appreciate what she said and that further comments of that nature will not be tolerated. Good luck.

thatguyyx 4

Thursday 24 February 2011 7:14

What a bitch. You should go out of your way to piss her off for the rest of her life. >:]

Comments

kill_teh_bieber 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 17:47

just tell her to suck your nuts once your married to him... and if she says you dont have any.... respond with "exactly"

Buggi_fml 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 18:27

Before u get maried you need to make sure your fiance is fine with never seeing his mom cuz it aint no damn way she is good for your future marraige if thats how how she feels. Otherwise stop being such a ****.

whitneyness 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 18:36

what a bitch I would have come back out and said " I heard you idiot" the point out all her flaws and see how she feels

jess6blondie9 2

Friday 25 February 2011 0:56

Two wrongs don't make a right. That will just make the mother feel bad about herself also... And probably make the boyfriend break up with you for disrespecting his mom.

xjmltx 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 18:56

sounds like my ex's mother!!!

HomeAl0ne 20

Thursday 24 February 2011 20:05

Don't panic, it's a simple misunderstanding. She's just confused you with one of the other stupid ***** he's seeing at the same time.

liliesindawater 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 22:38

ur good cuz i would of came out the bathroom n told her about herself!!

spadoodles 1

Thursday 24 February 2011 23:40

I wouldve walked back in there and said "oh so he has another girlfriend? I'm pretty sure a ****=sleeps with a bunch of guys. and do you know 2+2=3? Well it does