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By dahs - 03/04/2011 11:27 - United Kingdom

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Today, my boyfriend pulled on my pubes and made 'engine starting' noises. This was his attempt at foreplay. FML

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By megaladon - 28/06/2010 08:12 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2025 19:00

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Today, my boyfriend tried to pull down my panties with his teeth but it proved more difficult than he thought, so he got a real good mouthful and gave it a really hard pull. They did come down, but he also pulled out what felt like half my pubes. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2010 05:55 - United States

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Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

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By Sugao - 10/12/2008 07:48 - France

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Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML

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By kjdhfakjs - 20/05/2010 18:32 - United States

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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML

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By beardedlady - 02/07/2011 06:44 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML

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By Prinpette - 20/09/2011 21:20 - France

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Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML

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By S…… - 09/01/2011 10:18 - Singapore

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2022 20:01

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Today, my boyfriend was about to go down on me as foreplay before losing his virginity and he actually poked my clitoris and said, "What’s this thing?" FML

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By halloweed - 16/11/2011 05:27 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML

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cmfh88 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 19:46

pubes? gross...

SuperWasian 0

Monday 4 April 2011 0:03

Love how most people on here are disgusted with pubic hair. Not everyone likes to shave everything off. And jeez, it's natural. Calm down. And guys need to stop expecting every girl to shave everything. Keep watching your **** if you wanna see completely hairless girls.

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disleswife 1

Sunday 3 April 2011 20:03

pubes are disgusting!!!!

number1beaner 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 20:12

Some people like the chewbaca look. But it could be intimidating when you pull pants down and it's there growling at you haha.

rebekahah 7

Sunday 3 April 2011 21:21

^ win. XD

Autoshot 9

Sunday 3 April 2011 21:46

It's more like a purr. :p

JoeMan13 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 20:06

shave!!!

kingtz 6

Sunday 3 April 2011 20:07

Landing strips are ok. they're fun to land my face on.

RainbowHeadache 2

Sunday 3 April 2011 20:11

Long enough to pull? Ewwwww He's a trooper for making a joke out of it though.

axemandackman 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 22:25

I hope you realize anything more than a few millimeters is long enough to pull...

sonnyash 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 6:16

any at all is too much.

akichan15 5

Sunday 3 April 2011 20:15

shave then? nasty

wisericky 12

Sunday 3 April 2011 20:17

lol #12

TheWorldGreatest 8

Sunday 3 April 2011 21:26

first time you have nothing to say? so disappointing.meaning I enjoy your comments they always make me laugh.xx

MissSunny 6

Sunday 3 April 2011 20:25

Pubes haven't been in since the 70's, shave that shit!

pepelapew 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 20:25

huhuh you said pubes

X_o_X_ocutie 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 20:28

ewww girl pubes

gammielikeoh 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 20:29

thanks for that lovely information.

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